Local Crap
Our local Republican Party right here in Fort Bend County has gone more cracker every year.
You’d think that after Tom DeLay, they couldn’t get any lower. And you’d think wrong.
They have a yearly big fundraiser with a special guest and they pack the house with high dollar donations. This year they are paying perfectly good money to have convicted felon and Trump pardoned Dinesh D’Souza be their featured speaker.
Well, ain’t that nice? Convicted felon. Tickets are $100 each and sponsorships go for $5,000.
D’Souza recently wrote a book comparing Trump to Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, because Lincoln freed the felons, right?
Well, the story got just a tad more entertaining this weekend. It seems that D’Souza shared some interesting thoughts on Twitter.
A conservative filmmaker pardoned by President Donald Trump has been slammed for retweeting Twitter posts with the hashtags #burntheJews and #bringbackslavery.
Right-wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza, who has mocked the survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting and suggested Rosie O’Donnell should be prosecuted for her campaign donations, was pardoned by Trump in May.
D’Souza says they were “accidental retweets.” Twice? One and then another one later? No, accidents happen once. Messaging happens twice.
Now I’m not saying that fits right in with my local GOP. Nope, I’m not saying that. Oh hell, I admit it. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
Lookie right here at their precinct chairs. They proudly posted this picture in their newsletter.
Hey, at least D’Souza only offended one or two people.
Y’all, that does it. I’m putting a sign in my damn front yard that says, “Fort Bend Republicans are egg-sucking dogs.”
Maybe they should serve tomato soup at the dinner because they already have the crackers.
Thanks to Jennifer for the heads up!
That picture is kind of the reverse of a scene in “Outrageous Fortune” when Bette Midler and Shelley Long are in a taxi going through what they think is a dangerous-looking area of New York City. “Oh, there’s a white person… Nope, they got him.”
1Let me know if you need artwork for your sign. Creating an egg-sucking dog graphic will be fun! XOXO
2Dinesh D’Souza as their speaker, oh my what a lost opportunity for Fort Bend County snacilbupeR. They could have combined with a local animal shelter for a win-win money raiser. For example, maybe a parrot (trained or not trained) as the guest speaker. While a parrot might be worrisome about blurting out a few words or phrases that aren’t Mama proof, that would be considerably less embarrassing than anything for which Dinesh is known to bleat. As for the money, split with the local animal shelter, guests bid on who becomes the parrot’s new home & parent/staff. The parrot gains a home and one lucky guest becomes the proud parent of a parrot. Or, the snacilbupeR can persist in their folly with Dinesh as speaker. Maybe try rehoming Dinesh, but would anyone with kids really want that felon in proximity to them?
$100 or $5000? Is that in actual American dollars or Monopoly money to be exchanged in some type of penny auction or circus? For fifty cents, I might take a shot at Dinesh in a ducking pool.
3D.D. is actually a national health risk. If you read his books, watch his videos or listen to him talk you may end up with blockages in both of your cerebral arteries leading to brain death. Warning labels should appear on all of his products, including his mouth.
4I’ve stopped calling them Republicans; they’re Reprehensiblicans in my book.
5You know what they say; if you can’t say anything nice..
Sooo…
They picked a very nice font.
The rest is caca.
Maybe we should all start sending donations of Cheez Whiz to the GOP. God knows they have enough crackers.
6maryelle, you are too kind using “products” in association with Dinesh. His one ‘talent’ is his uncanny ability to arrive at ‘by-products’ absent any logical or human process.
7I disagree with your sign. I’ve owned and fostered dozens of dogs in my life. All but one were nicer and more loyal than even most Democrats. Comparing dogs to Republicans is an uncaring defamation of dogs.
8Wow! This is more farcical than the traditional French farce type play! And Dinesh? this would go right over his head as he farces forward!
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