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Those of you who have been wasting time here for a while know about the Fort Bend County connection to the James O’Keefe / Hannah Giles car wreck at ACORN.

O’Keefe, of course, has gone on to other thuggery and illegal fame.

Terese Raia - granddaughter easily passes for ho

Hannah, who gleefully played the pavement princess (which is the nice way to say ho) in the scam, is the granddaughter of the founder of the Christian Coalition here in Fort Bend and the current State Republican Executive Committeewoman for our county.  Her name is Terese Raia and she makes Betty Bowers look like she has backsliding blisters on her butt.

Raia paraded her granddaughter to every Republican event in the county and even forced Congressman Pete Olson to issue an official proclamation on the floor of the United States House of Representatives announcing what a great ho Hannah Giles can play.

Even Raia’s friends at The Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club thought that prancing your granddaughter around for being so, well, ho-ish, was not proper.  Honestly, I have many young women in my family and not one of them would have the slightest idea how to play a ho.

Hannah and James. No kidding.

After the story broke and Hannah spent more time on FOX News than Greta Van Susteren, she set herself up a legal defense fund.  Here’s a clue for life: if what you’re about to do is going to require a legal defense fund and thigh high leather boots, don’t do it.  It’s probably not a good idea.

So, anyway, push comes to shove and little ho Hannah gets in trouble for violating the law.  The California Department of Justice ruled the video had been intentionally edited to be misleading and that the subject of their scam had, indeed, contacted law enforcement after meeting with Giles and O’Keefe.  Additionally, it’s against the law to tape someone without informing them in California.

The subject of their scam sues Giles and O’Keefe for $75,000.

Now, I want to be honest that $75,000 is pocket change for Hannah’s grandmother.  She has enough money to burn a wet elephant, but is notoriously cheap.  It is said that she’s so tight that when she smiles, her toes curl.  So, it is likely that Hannah is on her own now.

But, even with family money, a legal defense fund, and an obviously lucrative promising future in the ho industry, Giles instead decided to squeeze through a legal loophole and throw O’Keefe under the bus.  Hannah’s lawyers contend it was all O’Keefe who was the guilty party because he carried the camera and recording equipment, not her.

Well, that’s probably because she didn’t have any room to hide it in her scanty garments.  Nonetheless, she knew it was happening.  I suspect.  However, I will grant that she might have thought this was a real deal, and she was auditioning for the ACORN centerfold.  That could happen.

So, I just wanted you guys to know about this.  If you ever get involved in a deal with Hannah Giles, odds are very likely that you’ll end up on the pavement looking up at a transmission.

And her Grandmother will be so proud.