He Was Warned
Remember when we told Trump not to mess around with that Orb thing in Saudi Arabia?
But, noooooo . he wouldn’t listen to us.
Well, look what’s happening now.
But that’s not all —
It’s finding him everywhere.
Town officials posted a run-of-the-mill advisory about the sinkhole Monday morning:
“A 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of Mar-a-Lago,” the traffic alert read. “It appears to be in the vicinity of the newly installed water main.
It’s either the orb thing or Melania is trying to tunnel her way out.
Mephistopheles has come for Dump and hell will swallow him up, saving us the cost of an impeachment and trial. They’d better keep an eye out at Trump Tower, I hear it’s standing over the first circle of a hot property.
1I’m not getting worried until I see rivers of slime visible from each sinkhole. Oh and “Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.”
2The sinkholes are how Jared gets back and forth between the White House, Mar a Swampo, and his headquarters at 666 Fifth Avenue.
3Shades of Dr. Faustus–who traded his soul to Mephistopheles in exchange for wealth, power and a beautiful woman.
4Messy already had a kidney scraped to escape Donnie for a week. Anyone need a kidney? For safe passage and a small fee, she may be ready to donate one.
Some lone wingnut shot up a ceiling at Dump Doral on Friday. It does seem the orbs are tracking Dotard45. The Arabic translation for stink hole is often mistranslated as sinkhole. If everyone would just speak covfefe, there would be fewer misunderstandings.
5To be fair – and I don’t at all want to be fair to 45 – we’ve had non-stop rain for about 2 weeks here in the Dee Cee area. Sink holes are kind of a consequence.
Then again, Obama didn’t have any sink holes, so 45 probably felt entitled to one.
6They look like burial plots to me. Maybe there is a wormhole between mara- asshole-lago and the Very White House It would not be prudent to not speculate.
7I’m telling you, he’s the anti christ. Hell wants him back and it is coming for him.
8Melania made it so close to the fence, coming up just inches shy but still on the inside her self imposed prison wall. Who built it? She knows who built it.
If I look close, I think I can see the indentation of stiletto heel marks across the lawn, from when her handlers dragged what’s left of her withered heart and soul back into an undisclosed basement isolation special housing unit, right next to the White House bowling alley, where even when Trump isn’t bowling, he plays the never discarded tapes of Nixon throwing splits and gutter balls during the summer of 1974 .
9Drumpf has yet to acknowledge the volcanic eruptions in Hawaii, much less express any concern for the people there. The planet will not be ignored. It’s coming after him. Him and Ryan “I’m a geologist!” Zinke.
10@Buttermilk Sky:
Acknowledge Hawaii? Why? It’s just another island, in the middle of a very big ocean, like Puerto Rico. Why should Donnie offer to help them? Maybe he’d mention them if the President of Hawaii called to talk to him. We could send them some paper towels, or something. /s
11Sinkhole was probably caused by the necessary excavations for Donny’s own personal circle of Hell
12Buttermilk Sky & The Other Jean-
I don’t expect Trump will mention Hawaii until state officials in Honolulu Photoshop a doctored up version of Obama’s “For Real” birth certificate, and claim they’ve been hiding it in the archives all along.
Then we’ll get a Catagory 5 Tweet-a-cane while Trump crows about how right he is, he knew it all along, just like everything else.
That’s what it would take,
13All good hypotheses above , but I think it just shows how much he sucks.
14Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha to all your comments!!
Personally I think it’s a match to the massive sinkhole that is the entire West Wing.
15Perhaps Pele would be soothed by the sacrifice of a sitting President (and Vice President).
Meanwhile, the sinkholes are just the Devil calling Trump home.
16A sinkhole on the lawn, a black hole in the White House.
17And if a sinkhole pops up at everyone of his U.S. golf courses, then I would be able to just sit back, relax and hum a soft, soothing tune.
18Okay, let me check my pattern-seeing idea.
A year ago, May 22 2017, a sinkhole in front of Maralago.
Now, May 22 2018, a sinkhole on Whitehouse property.
Hmm, seems May 22nd or 23rd is Trump’s delivery due moment. Or perhaps date for renewal on his contract with the Devil–or is it Putin?
Hopefully, if he has not resigned or been impeached by then, the next sinkhole will be directly under him…
19@Whovians hereabouts the Saloon
When it gets quiet around either sinkhole one can hear a metallic voice saying “Prisoner Zero has escaped!” repeatedly. Coinkydink? I think not.
20Are there 2 sinkholes or did the headline writer buy into that “alternative White House” line?
21People, it’s simple Metaphysics.
If Trump misses the deadline and doesn’t go to the Hellmouth, the Hellmouth comes to him.
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