Scott Pruitt Spending Your Money
Scott Pruitt has decided that he needs an EPA branch office in his hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma, even though the regional EPA offices for Oklahoma are located in Dallas.
In an email, Mr. Jackson [a Pruitt staffer] directed EPA staff to identify proposed new office space in Tulsa that included a conference room, secure parking, would be able to accommodate 24/7 security and included a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF) for secure communications.
No moat?
That’s my problem with Pruitt – he thinks he’s James Damn Bond.
When we start needing EPA bunkers, that’s scary. Does he know something we don’t know? Is he storing food in these bunkers?
He needs all that security because people hate his ass, first of all for destroying the environment and poisoning us, and second for spending our money defending himself against a) imaginary enemies and then b) us.
I wish Trump’s most effective cabinet minister weren’t the one in charge of destroying regulations protecting the environment and preventing oil drilling and mining in irreplaceable places.
1Pruitt: THE man of many investigations. Is the Dolt45 campaign paying for these too? He is just like his master– has lots of money and won’t spend a penny of it as long as someone else can. Maybe that is HOW he became rich. Dolt45 luvs him some Pruitt, since his fat keister has never set foot in any of our public lands, so why should anyone else? Please, guardian angels, remove all these people as soon as you can– we’re dyin’ here… doomed to shudder at the lumpy voice of Dolt and the sight of death mask Ghouliani…
2Sorry– mixed metaphors and subjects– I’m sure you know whom I am calling fat…
3Can’t he just use a Tulsa Starbucks as his second office, like everybody else? They have good wifi, and he’s white, so that shouldn’t be a problem even if he forgets to order coffee right away.
4He tried hard to be a potentate in Oklahoma but didn’t quite make it by his personal estimation. Now he thinks he’s got the world on a string! This guy is as delusional as his puppet master.
5I do not know ( I should) who controls EPA budget but this cannot be allowed. Who does this guy think he is? Rick, right you are!
6Why doesn’t he just take a Portable Cone Of Silence with him wherever he goes?
7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcKHBgZ_QKU
Tulsa is 312′ higher above sea level than DC. Nuff said!
8He’s putting in pyramid -shaped brain storage on behalf of his fellow cabinet member, Ben Carson.
9He’s putting in pyramid -shaped grain storage on behalf of his fellow cabinet member, Ben Carson.
Damned autospell.
10trying to keep up: the Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility is the phonebooth, right?
11@rsginsf
Before Pruitt so satirized it, a SCIF was a legitimate tool for seeing and hearing top secret information. Secure telephones are included as well. Pruitt has single-handed reduced the seriousness of a SCIF to Maxwell Smart’s portable cone of silence.
12James Bond? Would you believe……………..
Maxwell Smart?
Sorry about that, Chief.
13Fwiw…
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/7621/this-is-a-rare-shot-of-potus-inside-a-sensitive-compartmented-info-facility
14I am betting Pruitt has Kinks lots of them. Expensive ones too. I can’t wait till this one blows open. I ain’t talkin’ about the Davies brothers either.
15Of course this is not to stockpile O2 for himself…..
https://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/
Obviously this NOAA operation should be defunded and the data scrubbed from the government websites. It needs to be analyzed by alt-scientists anyway…..
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