Screw My Dignity and Good Name
Quote of the Month Club is a doubleheader:
“I just want my stuff back.”
— Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, quoted by the Daily Beast, after FBI agents raided his home and office.
It’s all about the stuff, y’all.
And …
“… it could be be very soon or not so soon at all!”
— Trump on his promised attacks on Syria.
It could also be mid-soon, soonish, soonly, semi-soon, Soon River wider than a mile, soon as I finish that wall thing, half past soon …
One good thing about Trump. You’re not hearing so much about making English the official language any more.
Pitiful, both of them!!
1If those morons have “educations” then the state of higher education is in a sad state. Traitor trump isn’t as literate as my Corgis. As for Cohen, he is just pathetic.
2… soon or not so soon at all!”
The words of a man sitting in a chair that’s too good for him, blinking.
3“High Soon” starring da Dumpster, fastest tweeter in the Old West.
4Michael Cohen’s recent legal filing with the court states he will “plead the 5th amendment against self incrimination” and is seeking an emergency stay against Stormy’s defamation lawsuit. “The mob takes the Fifth,” Mr. Trump said at an Iowa campaign rally “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
In other news: Trump’s penthouse maid had his baby and the doorman was paid to shut up about it? There’s a chant as we speak “Please let the “Love child” be Mexican. Please let the “Love child” be Mexican. Please let the “Love child” be Mexican. Please let the “Love child” be Mexican.”
5Only 23?
6“High Soon!” that’ a knee slapper, van heldorf.
7Cohen worries that he will be the “fall guy”, which implies that an honest man has been set up. This does not appear to be the case for Dump’s fixer. He did his dirty work with eyes wide open.
“I just want my stuff back.”
And I just want Michelle and Barack back in the White House.
Don’t think either one gonna be happening, Mikey.
8“One good thing about Trump. You’re not hearing so much about making English the official language any more.”
You owe me a keyboard.
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