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Okay, if you ever drive through Louisiana, I need to let you know where you should not take any household pets you may own.
The Louisiana State Legislature voted yesterday to make having sex with animals illegal. It passed 25 to 10.
Who are the ten who voted against it, you ask? Well, aren’t you lucky because that’s what I do for a living.
Here are the ten:
• LA Senate President Alario
• Allain
• Claitor
• Donahue
• Fannin
• Gatti
• Long
• Mizell
• Perry
• Riser
Next, I went to this page and discovered … ta da! that they are all Repubicans.
Louisiana, where men are men and sheep are afraid.
And that’s the news.
You’ve very welcome.
I’m not worried about traveling with my pet.
Nobody messes with a rhinoceros.
1Let’s give these Republicans credit where credit is due. At least when they’re eventually caught, no one can accuse them of being a hypocrite.
2I think somebody needs to do a welfare check on the animals that those glassbowls own. And their kids, for that matter.
3forget the sheep. worry about the crayfish.
4Were their votes based on personal or libertarian philosophies?
5So the Rethugs want to have the option to molest animals?
6I am trying to figure out where that right is guaranteed in the Constitution. Oh sure, it’s included under the 2nd amendment, where everything beastial originates.
So, the Rethugs have a new slogan:
7‘Better living through bestiality’. Or maybe- ‘Better loving through bestiality’.
OK, fits in with their swampy theme (gators beware). TX Ag Comm Sid Miller will like it too.
Ought to work for their base idjits, even the fundies will go for it, after sticking with tRump anything goes.
I bet there are scenes like this in all their districts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEaAmUDEiGo
8Maryellen, I know the 2nd amendment says you have the right to keep and arm bears, but having sex with an armed bear seems pretty iffy to me.
9Oh Lordy, Miss JJ.
Thanks for the laughed so hard tears ran down my leg.
You keep my head out of the oven these days and I am ever so grateful.
10You do know what to call a Louisiana with more than one animal? BIGIMIST!
11This brings to mind my favorite sound clip of Georgia GOPer Neal Horsley about every Georgia boy’s first girlfriend.
Transcript here- http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/showthread.php?t=5787
But far better to hear Alan Colmes’ response to the claim.
12John Thorne, I’m with you.Stick with the unarmed bears.
13snacilbupeR have serious issues with the consenting adult concept. Wives must obey, paramours must have abortions and sign NDAs, and the damn livestock must learn to nod yes & write their names.
Please spay & neuter your snacilbupeR, particularly if they run for office.
14I guess the snacilbupeR are trying out 45’s “keep-’em-guessing” routine.
It’s working: What on Earth????
15All jokes aside for a few seconds.
Why, he asked carefully and innocently, must the State codify animal sex as a crime? Isn’t just the knowing that having sex with your animals is inherently wrong enough for you to think “Oh yeah I shouldn’t boink Tabby because she isn’t HUMAN.” Does that mean that these snacilbupeR in Louisiana depend on black letter law, as opposed to a knowing of the difference between right and wrong in their own minds, to prevent them from raping their daughters or their sisters or every other woman they bump into to which they are NOT married?
MfGd I hate these snacilbupeR.
And as I learned the definition back in the late middle years of last century psychopaths are not able to discern right from wrong. Sociopaths recognize the differences they just don’t care. So which one are ya Louisiana snacilbupeR?
16Just think of the kinky they could get into with Extra virgin olive oil…
17Voted against a law prohibiting bestiality? What baaaaaa-d men.
18“who is that Basque man?”
19I don’t even . . .
Okay, I saw a video clip of a chimp in a zoo. The chimp caught a big frog, pried open the frog’s mouth, and tried to . . . Well you know what the chimp tried and he really worked at it.
I’d rather hang around that chimp than most snacilbupeR.
20I could have used an alert on that one….I got to the vote tally and spit coffee all over my screen! ROFLMAO
I’m with Crone….keeping my head out of the oven with Miss JJ. Thank you!
21Donna Jo Wade – thank you thank you thank you for the reminder of the Tree Goats.
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