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I would like to announce that Junior Janochek, Jr., Attorney at Law, is looking for new clients but would never accept this case because he already has enough deadbeat clients who owe him money and won’t pay.
John Dowd has resigned from President Trump‘s legal team, The Hill has confirmed.
The New York Times first reported the development, citing two sources briefed on the matter who said that Dowd, who is Trump’s lead lawyer for special counsel Robert Mueller‘s investigation into Russian election interference, resigned Thursday.
It appears that Trump ain’t happy unless everyone is in a turmoil.
Wasn’t Dowd the one who advised Dump to cooperate with Mueller’s investigation and stated that D. had no plans to fire him? Apparently his message didn’t go over too well with L’Enfant Terrible.
1Message to President Donald J. Trump –
You are smarter than all those fancy pants lawyers. You should defend yourself. After all, how hard can it be? Just answer every question with “because I’m President of the United States of America. When it’s your turn to question witnesses, all you have to do is ask them “who is the President of the United States of America?
If anyone in the courtroom does anything wrong, including the judge, fire them! Winning!
2Nothing ensures success than disrupting a legal team during an investigation and forthcoming indictment.
3Rick, I was thinking the very same thing! Now wouldn’t that be so much fun to watch.
4I know it’s terrible of me, but every time I see John Dowd I’m reminded of the Twilight Zone episode “Eye of the Beholder.” That’s the one where a woman undergoes surgery so she’ll be more like all the other “normal” people who, in fact, are all grotesque looking. I know Dowd can’t help how he looks, but still…Maybe there’s a reverse moral here. Trump tried to remake Dowd is his image and Dowd just couldn’t take it anymore. Or maybe I just watched too much TV when I was younger.
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5CNN UPDATE: 4 defense attorneys at different large law firms have been approached to join Trump’s legal defense team in recent weeks. All turned him down.
6Ultimately, I’m sure he will find an attorney who is just right for him. Looking forward to it.
7TTPT, I remember that episode of Twilight Zone. President Shithole clones wouldn’t have to look like him, but they have to be insane, amoral sycophants. Ugh.
8I’m sure Drumpf could get some lawyer names from Tex. Atty-Gen Ken Paxton.
9TTPT, that is one of the best classic TZ episodes. Up there with “To Serve Man” (It’s…it’s a COOKbook…).
10Wow! I love ol sayings! Like only a fool would take himself on as a client!
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