A Sudden Attack of Truth
Well, I’ll be damned. Truth snuck up behind Trump and blindsided him upside the head.
In a fundraising speech Wednesday, President Trump admitted once and for all that he just makes stuff up. The man who has racked up more than 2,000 false and misleading claims as president said he insisted to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that United States runs a trade deficit with Canada — despite having “no idea” whether that was the case. (Surprise! It’s not.)
I mean, it’s not like Trudeau couldn’t pull out his phone, go to wiki, and know for a damn fact that Trump was wrong. It’s not like other foreign leaders don’t know who they owe money to or the importance of creating markets.
You know how Trump says that others countries are laughing at us? He’s right and this is why.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Who knew that all these other world leaders weren’t as colossally stupid as Donnie? The level of arrogant willful ignorance it takes to not expect the same level of arrogant willful ignorance as our own dear leader is just too much to comprehend. Like health care being complicated. Who knew?
1Drumpf has him some indigestion coming. https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/bombshell-mueller-just-subpoenaed-trump-organization-wants-documents-russia/
2If and when Comrade Donnei has his cometojeesus meeting with Kim Jong Un, the Dear Leader of the DPRK, little Kimmy is going to roll up FumbDuck Donald like a dung beetle rolls up a juicy cow patty (and tie a red bow on him too).
Nearly everybody in the whole effen world now knows what a totally corrupt, lyin’ POS our wonderful Donnei is, except about 35% of ‘Murikkka’s ‘zens, our very stupidest ones.
(one of the cool things about working in remote sites in STX ranch country was observing our huge flying dung beetles diving bombing into a fairly fresh cow pat. You’d hear this loud buzzing sound, then a huge ‘splat’ sound, and look over at a nearby cow pat and see this big ol’ beetle sticking out of it and moving around like crazy– probably thinking to itself, yumyum–.)
3Dotard 45 tells truth. Ronny Jackson conducts MRI for probable brain aneurysm.
4Trump continues his make-it-up-as-he-goes-along in the same speech with his explanation of our trade deficit with Japan:
“It’s the bowling ball test. They take a bowling ball from 20 feet up in the air and drop it on the hood of the car. If the hood dents, the car doesn’t qualify. It’s horrible.”
Not horrible, hilarious!!! (Until he slaps a tariff on Japanese cars…)
5@Sandridge, that description of dung beetles diving into fresh cowflop sounds like GOP voters turning on Fox News, or the latest WH press announcement.
6I swear. Justin Trudeau deals with Trump only when he wants some really huge laughs! Prime Minister-ing is a tough job. Every giggle available helps!
7At today’s presser Sarah Sanders says Trump didn’t admit lying when he admitted lying to Canada’s prime minister.
8Rhea, That’s muy funny, a perfect analogy of those Fuxbirds and Trumpian idjits. They just lap that crap up and beg for more.
We as a nation have a serious health problem, ~35%+ of our population appears to suffer from a brain-wasting prion (like a virus but dumber) disease like Mad-Cow/CJD. Their brains look like natural sponges do, full of holes, and function at the same level (assume that sponges are pretty damned dumb critters).
9Sarah Sanders… that’s the name I was trying to come up with when I was thinking about the dung beetles.
10Thanx Rhea, you’ve made my day.
11Donnie told the truth? Well, that’s one in a row.
12Thanks, Paul. Your comment gave me my best laugh of the day.
13I’ve started calling her “Shuckabee” Sanders – some of her comments almost make Ann Coulter sound OK. On second thought, Ann Coulter can never sound OK. But I do nominate Shuckabee and Coulter as outstanding Republican skanks!
14Barbara Allen –
Close. But AFAIC, sullen Sarah, daddy Mike, and all their grifting, hypocritical tribe are Schmuckabees.
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