And The Bad News Is That Nobody Died
Okay, here’s your must-read of the year. I can’t even begin to explain it but I’ll try.
Heimbach
The leader of a neo-nazi group, Matthew Heimbach, got caught making whoopee with his spokesman’s wife while he’s married to the spokesman’s stepdaughter. The spokesman, Matt Parrott, in an amazing moment of self-awareness, called it a “white trash circus.”
That doesn’t even begin to tell the story. There are tidbits to this story that you do not want to miss.
For example …
Parrott stood on a box outside the trailer and watched Heimbach and Jessica have sex inside, according to a police report. When the box broke under Parrott’s weight, he entered the trailer to confront them. Heimbach allegedly choked him and chased him into a house, where Parrott threw a chair at him. Heimbach hit back, choking him into unconsciousness, according to the police report.
When he woke up he fled to a Walmart to call police. What did you expect, Starbucks?
Oh yeah, they all listed their occupation as White Nationalists.
The spokesman resigned and is apparently looking for a job where he can stand on a sturdy box to watch people do some mattress trashing.
Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.
I didn’t know “White Nationalist” was an occupation.
1And I can’t believe that nobody got shot.
That would be “white trailer trash,” wouldn’t it? I’m thinking “white nationalist” isn’t one of those high-profit jobs.
2That is just too funny! Thanks for this uplifting story!
3No disrespect to those lovely people who live in trailers, I have seen some very nice. That being said I could not stop giggling about someone standing on a box looking into a trailer watching people having sex! Then fleeing to Walmart is that a SNL skit of what….
4This sounds like the Trump West Wing, with even more out of control nepotism. In trailers.
5When it comes to neo-Nazis, they are not only weirder than you imagine, they are weirder than you can possibly imagine. And that includes an uncomfortably large percentage of Republicans.
6I guess if that was my life, I’d be angry all the time too…
7I expected he would have fled to Nordstrom’s.
8Matt,
Apparently your life motto is “Vice is nice, but incest is best, put your wife’s mother to the test.”
As Debbo would say, “Ewwwww” 🙁
9Awwwwwww!!!
10Trailer Trash Trysts! In the next installment of The Mobile West
11Wing airing on FOX at midnight. Lock and load, it might be in a trailer near you. Do you know where your womenfolk are?
I am in no way letting him off the hook, but do I understand that this woman had sex with her daughter’s husband??? That is so below low class, there is no word for it. And yes, Ewwwww.
12The Neo-Nazi who was boffing the mother in law lied to his fellow Nazi club members. He had been boasting that his wife is a mail order bride from Russia as if that is some kind of badge of honor. (apparently he hadn’t heard that Russia wasn’t a Nazi ally.) Alas, Mrs NeoNazi, soon to be ex, is only the daughter of the Nazi he was boffing who is married to the Nazi….
who contacted the SPLC to let them know he was resigning, destroyed his Hate Club for Men web site to hide the names of the other members …and told them “you got me, you win.”
13Heimbach is a bigger jerk than you know. He used to be very chummy with the Confederate flaggers in Virginia. But I have to admit that his latest achievement is THE tackiest behavior I’ve ever heard of.
14Don’t you love it that Mr Box Stander blamed the whole debacle on the SPLC?
AliceBeth, I think this behavior is closer to upper class ancient Roman goings on, or not too long ago European royalty.
15I dimly remember one of the Caesar’s wives famously doing that.
Ladies and Gentlemen; the self-proclaimed Master Race.
16Icky icky poo poo
17Anyone else hearing that Benny Hill music?
18Eeuuwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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