Oh Trey, So Soon?
Here’s a headline to warm your heart —
Yeah, “workload.” Isn’t that cute? He could have said, “Needed more time for my hair.” I would believe that.
So, here’s the fun rumor: It is said that Gowdy, exactly like Blake Farenthold, has made taxpayers pay hush money over his indiscretions with various young ladies. Except with Gowdy, it’s more money – $150,000. I think that’s because he’s even more disgusting than Farenthold.
If that is true, I think resigning from the House Ethics Committee won’t pay the piper. He needs to resign congress. Today. Today would be a good day.
Thanks to S Grey for the heads up.
More disgusting than Blake Farenthold? Hmm. I would give that some thought, but I prefer not to.
1After the way he treated Hillary for eleven hours just to prove his “manhood”, and he got nowhere, what good is he? A question I think he asked himself. the resignation of the House seat might not be far behind. As for his hair . . . actually his hair is not shaped that way. It’s his head!
2I think they’d only force him to resign if turned out they weren’t ladies.
Funny, nothing more has been said in MSM about Rand Paul getting badly beat up by a neighbor (who is an anesthesiologist) over landscaping issue with a mower. I don’t think two doctors would trade blows over a mower. More likely over a love triangle.
3@Papa, your neighborhood isn’t in a Homeowners Association, is it?
4Trey’s hair looks almost exactly like mine does right now; I’m overdue to wash it by about three days.
5This ‘splains it — I thought it was odd that he resigned his seat on the Ethics Committee given his obsession with “investigating” all things Clinton. Boy, oh boy, I sure hope there’s some good dirt on this guy that comes to light. Sanctimony is a sin, bubba…
6PLEASE, OH PLEASE let this be true!!!
7Darn, NellCote beat me to it:
“more disgusting than Farenthold”. Could that be possible? Not even in a Reynosa cathouse restroom.
Please now send all ethical complaints to:
SOBOTUS
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer
Box ReichsFührer
1600 Litterbox Avenue
Washington, DC 66666
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8Oh good.
Now Gowdy should have time to read that untouched, brand new copy of Ethics by Spinoza that fell behind a few other paperbacks on his bookshelf. With such observations as:
“I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.”
9Trey Gowdy, long lost son of Beldar Conehead.
10Rhea:
Yep but I try not to think about it.
11Seeking attention and Facebook likes any way he could, Gowdy briefly went for the ill-advised Zippy the Pinhead look. It quickly became untenable when the capitol postal service was deluged with an avalanche of infant sized clown hats.
12The death threats from indignant Zippy fans didn’t help either.
Isn’t “house ethics” an oxymoron?
13@P.P.—Zippy’s motto: “Yow!! Are we having fun yet?”
And the ever popular:”All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.”
14After firing an aid for not focusing on taking down Hillary, Trey Gowdy was sued for $150,000. Gowdy paid him off with taxpayer funds. So it could be that: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trey-gowdy-resigns-as-house-ethics-committee-member/article/2645870
Having said that, Why is Trey Gowdy resigning from the Ethics Committee? Why did Jason Chaffetz resign from Congress?Why is Paul Ryan protecting that toady Devin Nunes?
I’d bet my bottom dollar the answers to all 3 questions are connected.
15Deb, the answers to your questions are somewhere between kompromat, collusion and covfefe.
16Now, after all this time, he realizes he lacks the ethical qualifications for the committee.
17TTPT:
18Exactomundo. The very idea of a sub-intelligent wannabe pinhead like Gowdy appropriating anything of Zippy’s almost made some heads explode. Hence the justifiably righteous indignation.
Trey Gowdy was on the House Ethics Committee? Shouldn’t members be required to have some ethics, first?
19Deb,
I suspect that email hacking wasn’t limited to the DNC server. I suspect that blackmail is the ongoing order of the day for some of these 45 switchers…
20Fear of retribution for Benghazi farce. Mueller’s bunch uncovering God knows what. And now revelations of taxpayer funded hush money.
21The last two words of that headline should read “citing pantsload”
Deb, Old Fart, yes, remember hearing how both the DNC AND RNC were hacked by Russians?
The DNC’s materials were/are being used openly against the Democratic Party, while the RNC’s hacked stuff has made no obvious showing. This is likely why; the repubs are complying.
22Trey Gowdy?
Thanks for the good news. The unholy trinity. A divine comedy indeed. What goes on in the ninth circle of the s***hole comes to mind as I imagine his eternity abusing Blake Farenthold abusing POOTUS hisownself, ad infinitum, in their concentric circle jerk…
23Deb, I don’t think I’d trust anything in the Examiner but the concept of the self-draining swamp has appeal
24Gosh, these women surely do work cheap. They’re not really prostitutes ‘though. Difference between a whore and a prostitute is that a whore gives it away; a prostitute places a value on her services and charges accordingly. The women who are accepting payoffs don’t have much of a sense of self worth.
25I still think he looks like an Angry Bird.
26I’m surprised he hasn’t gone back to investigate Democratic complicity in the disappearance of the fedora in 1963. This was personally hurtful to the future him and the possibly humdreds, if not 1,000 pointy headed pretentiously self important hairstyle victims in the last 50 years.
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