January 07, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
You’ve all read it – Trump calls himself “a very stable genius” on the Twitter. Setting aside the stupidity of that and other idiotic tweets yesterday, the entertainment value of responses was very high. The Hill summarized some of those responses, and here’s my favorite:
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The only stable genius I can think of is Mr. Ed. At least he spoke in coherent sentences.
1Well, if any kinda serious comparisons are made, I gotta go with the coyote. I mean, I’ll grant that Donnie’s got him beat in the mad scientist hair department, but that’s about it. Their malevolent shenanigans are neck and neck on any kinda feasibility scale. But ole Wile E.’s capers always backfire, and only ever hurt himself. But mainly, they’re WAAAYYY more entertainin.
2Better yet. Wile E. Coyote-Super Genius.
3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl1uFDiDoQc
Perhaps Mr. Trump’s “big button” came from Acme?
4Pinky and the Brain. “… genetically enhanced laboratory rats who reside in a cage in the Acme Labs research facility. Brain is self-centered and scheming; Pinky is good-natured but feebleminded.” AKA Drumpf and Bannon. Or vice versa. “One is a genius, the other’s insane” Or they are both insane.
5I would suggest comparing Dumps sanity to each of Jack Nickolson’s characters in; The Shining, One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest and as the Joker in the Batman movie.
6RepubAnon, I wish his big button were from Acme; then pushing it would hurt only himself. And then he’d be a blackened pile of ashes and we could go on with our lives.
7Claiming to be a genius reminds me of an actress– I’ve forgotten her name– who swept into a hotel and made sure that everyone knew she was a “big star!” A bellboy muttered, “If you gotta tell ’em, you ain’t.”
8Beep Beep, Creep-In-Chief Дональд Джон Койот.
9Francis T. Mule was another stable genius but he was military
10See Bette Midler’s January 6th tweet (you might have to scroll down for it): https://twitter.com/search?q=Bette%20Midler&src=typd
11I’d feel safer with Wile E. Coyote in the White House.
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