November 04, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1What’s funnier is that moron probably didn’t know the difference. He’s so ignorant of geography he probably doesn’t know he’s still in the United States.
I’m with Tilphousia. Drumpf saw those signs and while confused just figured you had to go through Kenya to get to Hawaii. Dumba$$.
2There isn’t an adult around him that will be able to stop the tweets in the morning after he figures out he’s been punked.
3Lless – you could have stopped after “in the morning” and still been correct.
4He’s also capable of thinking that Kenya is in Asia, or that you go through there to get from DC to China.
5Actually that reminds me of the high school geography teacher I encountered who spelled it “Africia.” He also tried to tell us that Tolstoy wrote Doctor Zhivago. That was when I almost told him to sit down and let me teach the class. I settled for pounding my head on the desk a few times instead.
6“Don’t worry, the President of Hawaii will give him a warm welcome.”
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7He probably just didn’t get the joke; he probably thinks the people with the signs are the ones who are confused.
8I simply love clever snark!
9How can we push for the “not allowing dangerous unstable terrorist-types” to come into the Country before the Tangerine Tyrant tries to come back in? There must be some way to keep that Bozo out.
10Oops forgot! Tedious traitor trump ALWAYS thought Hawaii was in Africa. After all, President Obama was born in Hawaii so it must be in Africa.
11trump was probably thinking why don’t I have hotel in this country, and wonder what the currency is here? Jerk.
12That is precisely what bugs me the most about the “fake birth” thing:
The residents of Hawaii are *not idiots* (unlike the birthers). Every time that crap gets promoted it implies that the public officials of Hawaii are fools or worse. Not to mention doctoring newspapers/microfiche.
I get that *if* born in not-USA territory, the mother might not fulfill requirements to have a POTUS child due to being so young and not living in the US long enough. But why is it assumed BHO wasn’t born in Hawaii? The big asterisk?
13I feel everyone’s pain/mirth.
14For years I had to deal with local post offices who thought Hawaii was not in the U.S. despite all the fabulous hoopla that occurred when it became a state. they kept insisting that I had to pay for foreign freight when I had a letter or a package to send to Honolulu!
And, believe me, the stoopid never stops!
But here’s to the Official Greeters! Good job!
maggie, I feel your pain. I live in Alaska. I frequently order something from the lower 48 (usually from a company that claims “free shipping”) only to get a call or email from that company telling me “we do not ship overseas.”
15OldFart@13: It’s even worse than that. Obama’s mother is a U.S. citizen, and was born one, which automatically makes Obama a U.S. citizen. It *doesn’t matter* where he was born: he’s still a natural-born U.S. citizen and eligible to be president if older than 35 after he won the election.
FFS, John McCain was born in Panama. Granted he was born at a U.S. base there, but it really doesn’t matter.
16slipstream, some companies have fine print that say their US shipping rates don’t apply to Hawaii or Alaska. (The Iditarod dogsled race raffles off four pickup trucks. If the winner lives in the lower 48, I think the rules say they’ll ship the truck to Seattle but after that it’s your problem.)
Trump said he sent investigators to Hawaii to check out Obama’s birth certificate “and they can’t believe what they’re finding.” I guess they couldn’t believe that Obama was telling the truth about being born in Hawaii…. Trump never said anything more about it after that.
17Superb snark.
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