September 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
“Kim reacts to Trump, says he will ‘tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire’”
Well, we’ve been trying other methods….
1Well, when I heard the dotard comment from Kim, I had to look it up, which impressed me a little. At least it’s a real word – unlike covfefe and bigly.
2Dotard? Hadn’t heard that one in decades. I was about five when someone in my hearing told us all about some ld guy in town and that is exactly how he described him. I rank the word dotard somewhere near celeriac.
3Dammit maggie. It was bad enough to have to look up “dotard”. But then you come along with “celeriac,” which I had to look up, only to find that it is not in my pocket size, 1984 edition of Webster’s New World Dictionary. What the heck!! Did you mis-spell it? Does it have something to do with celery? I’m betting you made it up……..
4George, celeriac is a vegetable, also called celery root.
5I knew exactly what “dotard” means. But then again, I’ve read Shakespeare. Something that has pretty much fallen out of fashion.
And I’ve heard of celeriac, too. In seed catalogs. Though, to be frank, I’ve never actually seen it in any grocery store. Always sounded like something that would be fun to grow, though, along with Jerusalem artichokes. Exotic.
6Does anybody else here think this tweet “war” is sounding like two spoiled rotten high school girls? Just sayin’…
7Middle school, actually. But yeah.
I determined long ago that, in terms of our emotional and social development, most of us never get past junior high.
8But the leaders of nations are usually grownups. Not this pair, unfortunately for all of us.
“From Nambia, the exotic home of the Orange Faced Dotard, comes 100% NAMBIAN COVFEFE! The world’s FINEST! Enjoy!”
9Bigly is a word, old fashioned but in dictionary.
10Oh come on, dotage isn’t that out of date.
And someone in their dotage could be described as a dotard (along with a potential blizzard of other descriptive nouns depicting mental deficients having orange countenances).
English is a HUUUUGE language, too bad “Dotard One” is roping us into a twitterverse…
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