Boy, Can Trump Pick ’em
You remember that idiot doctor in New York, right? You know, Dr. Harold Bornstein, the one who published the letter about Trump’s health that said,
“If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
Everyone, even conservatives, laughed at that one. Well, it happened again today, sort of, when Trump’s lawyer issued a two-page statement of lies saying Trump has been “completely vindicated” by James Comey’s testimony today. It’s exactly the kind of manure that regularly issues forth from Trump’s team, but THAT is not the real entertainment value here. The actual entertainment value is that this lawyer, personal counsel to the President of the United States, misspelled the word president. No, really, he misspelled the word president. Here it is, for all to see.
Trump can sure pick ’em. LOL.
Ask your doctor, (or lawyer) about Predisent.
Side effects may include:
Uncontrolled Tweeting
1Extreme agitation or irritability
Increasing hostility
Explosive Tweeting
Feelings of paranoia
He’s paid to defend Trump, so why does he think anyone is going to believe him? For that matter, does he care what hitching his professional future to Trump is going to do to his credibility? Does he even have any?
2It will take the appearance of Jesus Christ hisownself accompanied by a heavenly host bigger than Salt Lake’s Norman Fishing Tackle Choir singing You Can’t Always Get What Chew Want a Capella to get me to NOT believe that Drump wrote his idiot doctor’s note and this note from his alleged attorney. Has someone checked for this guy’s bar card? GMAMFB
3I just went online to a forum or two. Do his supporters believe in him? Yep, everyone else, including Comey, is lying and reporting false facts. Everyone is just picking on the great Predisent.
America has a severe intelligence problem (and I am not talking about the intelligence agencies, but the populace).
4Tantrums
5Inability to learn
Extreme narcissism
Uncontrollable groping
Attacking allies
Kissing dictators and tyrants
May progress to holding his breath until he turns from orange to blue
Predisent Trump is covfefe.
6Dump’s history of picking nominees for cabinet, national security and White House posts is ample proof that he has surrounded himself with treacherous, intellectually limited individuals as well as foreign agents. They are as intellectually challenged as he is.
7Wait until the tweets start up again.There will be more fodder for the special prosecutor.
Dump is used to buying or bullying himself out of criminal charges that he is fully confident he can do so again. The Rethugs will, unfortunately, refuse to acknowledge what a crook he is.
He’s not a real predisent but he may set a precedent.
8Don Jr. picked up the slack with 30+ tweets defending Daddy Dearest!! He is as dirty as his Daddy is.
9DJT’s attorneys must have had him sedated and wrestled his iPhone out of his hand during the hearings. That’s the only way I can think of that they kept him from tweeting all day!
10Sorry, El Donaldo! The flood gates have sprung open and what gushes forth is the torrent from your own mouth which will drown you. This is what happens when you denigrate history, such as Watergate.
11There’s so much more wrong with that letter…
http://www.avclub.com/article/v-club-copy-edited-predisent-trumps-lawyer-and-res-256530
12History? Traitor trump and his minions don’t need that! So they just make the same mistakes. Over and over and over…..
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