May 31, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Covfefe? Sorry, but our Trump to English translator is momentarily stumped. It keeps spitting out insipid, ice queen, and indictment.
1Smell’s like rotting fish to me. That’s the GOP top.
2As I have said before, my sainted mother tried to train me to say something nice or say nothing at all.
Ivanka sure is tall.
3Covfefe – is this a rebranding of her ‘Complicit’ perfume or does this one stink even more?
4Isn’t that some euphemism for Shy Bowel Syndrome?
5@glf
Close. It’s a rebranding of Gucci’s “Guilty”. Or perhaps it will be rebranded from Covfefe to Nolo by Jared.
6H/T to John Oliver: “The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange…”
Kudos to John Oliver for his attempt at answering who the hell are Ivanka and Jared Kushner.
*** Mama, folks working in insecure cubicles and folks at home with young children in the room*** Please do NOT open this link:
https://malialitman.com/2017/05/30/john-oliver-on-jared-and-ivanka/
7Micr, “Ivanka sure is tall.” Yes, Micr, that is certainly one lengthy popsicle storage case.
8There is nothing the trumpkins would advertise that is worth buying!
9Seriously? They sure didn’t do their market research. Maybe they are not interested in selling this product in this country. Hmmm. Thinking Russian retail stores.
10Once upon a midnight dreary,
11while I Tweeted, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten #Covfefe lore—
I’m thinking he fell asleep halfway through the tweet, which would explain a lot. Kind of like having to take a golf cart 700 yards to the photo op all the other world leaders walked to…no stamina!!!
12“COVFEFE” might mean L’eau du Marais. What else would you do with the swamp water they needed to drain off to find the slime dwellers that fill tRump’s administration. Give them marks for efficiency.
13Speaking of marks, who would buy this product? Could it just be an ornament on top of a well heeled republican’s dressing table?
COVert FEral FElons?
14@Jane & PKM
At the risk of mis-interpretation, I, for one, will not be storing my Popsicles with Jadis Kushner, the White Witch.
15Humph. I thought they were going to name it “Golden Showers.”
16Please, my sensibilities are far too delicate to contemplate the stench.
17My husband (who should know) thinks Trump has sleep apnea. He has the body type, appears to be tired from lack of sleep. He is also apparently awake on and off during the night and acts erractic. Very low oxygen levels are evident in his ability to screw up stuff. If you think I am going to suggest treatment, you are mistaken.
18I have it on good authority from Melania’s maid that covfefe (pron. cov-FE-fe) can be a noun, a verb, or an adverb. It originated in 4th century Slovenia and was passed down through many generations in Melania’s ancestry. There are different definitions depending on which part of the country you live in. Most English speaking people would generally translate it as “meh”. It can be an insult or a compliment, depending on your relationship to the listener.
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