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Sarah Palin is likely the most tone deaf person in America.

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) will deliver a keynote address to a gun convention later this month.

“It’s the triumph of an uncluttered mind,” Juanita says.  “Honey, Sarah Palin is cold enough to skate on.”

Thelma jumps in, “So cold that you’d get frostbite taking her pulse.  She’s so cold that she’d make a third degree Mason drop a degree.  Sarah Palin is so cold that she could make the eagle on a silver dollar shiver.  She’s so cold ….”

“We get it, Thelma,” everyone hollered.

However, it does sound like a real classy event —

Others expected to appear at the convention are comedian Larry the Cable Guy, musical acts Marshall Tucker Band and Pure Prairie League, an Elvis impersonator, NASCAR team owner Richard Childress and conservative commentator Michael Reagan.

That entertainment!