See, This Is The Part That Confuses Me
Why does Trump deny doing something that nobody ever accused him of doing?
I know it’s been really exhausting for him not to say something really stoopid while on this trip, but announcing that when he revealed national secrets to the Russians he never mentioned Israel probably gave him an energy boost. Nobody ever accused him for telling the Russians that the secret was from Israel.
Of note: nobody ever accused him in the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. You know, just in case it ever comes up.
Nobody has ever accused him of inventing the Disco craze or of purposely causing any earthquakes.
But it sure is fun watching him deny it.
In 1969 The Donald wrote a fan letter to the Rolling Stones.
1Mick might have showed it to John and Paul.
Trump claims he never broke up the Beatles.
In 1970 Drumpf suggested to Janis Joplin that she share her ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter.
2Janis might have shared with Karen.
Drumpf now claims if Janis had shared with Karen, they both might be alive to day. Yuuuuge!
“Son, the only way to win this election is this: every time you make a speech, you say that your opponent ****s hogs.”
“Oh my gosh, is that true?”
“Of course it ain’t true, but if we can get him to deny it just once, we got him.”
3Trump came in to KOLE in Port Arthur, Texas when I was working here and tried to get me to listen to a demonstration tape he said would make Elvis look like a piker.
4Denial has been an automatic response for Donnie, since he was in his terrible twos and was caught with his hand in the cookie jar the first time.
5It almost appears that if he runs out of actual things to lie about….he has to create a story to lie about. Pathological.
6You know the little toddler who has chocolate smeared across her face? Mom asks her, “Did you get into the brownies?” Very sincerely she shakes her head, “No mom, it wasn’t me.” That’s Orange Whore when, out of the blue he says, “I never said ‘Israel’.” That’s only his first RST – Really Stupid Thing, on this trip. Poor little thing is already getting tired, cranky and stupider. Low energy, no stamina. Where did we hear those words before?
7Don’t y’all be so hard on him…..He just brought to bear a great weapon against terrorism……He is going to call them “Losers” when he refers to them…..That will make them rethink thier life choices don’t you know.
8DT and Friends are denying things not accused because it is something they can deny and not be lying.
It is for distribution over Fox News to people who would listen to the denial and say, “See, it’s the damn media lying about him again…”
Everything the right wing says is for stimulation of its base. It has proven if it can get out the 30% of Americans within the base, it can win elections. Doesn’t matter what they deny.
9Rhea, were you quoting Lyndon Johnson? Sounds like something he’d say.
10Trump’s default setting is lying, but that doesn’t make him any good at it. You can see the chocolate smeared all over his face.
Oh, dear, that might not be chocolate!
Jane & PKM, he’s still two. That’s why I call him Dictator Tot.
11Zyxomma, maybe we should amend that to Tater Tot. Even smothered in catsup, like Donnie, some food stuffs simply don’t make the grade.
12Seriously, this is Trump’s way of “confusing” us with “science.” Since he is no friend of science, it ain’t gonna work!
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