April 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I like it.
1JJ The headline made me explode.
2Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself had us going too, Bude.
However, the IRS does accept property in lieu of tax payment(s). So maybe take Mara-da-Boondoggle for use by the military as a bomb test site. From the reviews of the restaurant there, the food could use a decent burial. Forgive me Mama, but the image of Donnie and Messy holding up pieces of cake as a drone hits …
That image would only be improved by Hilz and President Obama invited back to the Situation Room to view and share the fun.
3You had me there for a second, not nice to tease.
4So classy!
5If only the Navy could afford to detail the conning tower and side railing with gold fleck paint, it would be absolutely perfect for watching Tomahawks streak across Syria, MOABs belly flop over Afghanistan (on monitor), and ____ over North Korea?
They can name it the SS-I3 (for Incompetent, Inhumane, Insane).
6Actually it’s the ultimate stealth ship.
7It has no discernible direction and hides it’s destination with frequent flip-flops…
House isn’t big enough and where are the big breasted ball washers!
8Will Donnie do something st00pid? That’s a rhetorical question my friends. But, it’s all in the timing. With Mikey Pence about to visit Seoul, if it wasn’t for our troops and the Korean innocents, that would be timing of which I would otherwise applaud. Forgive me again, Mama. I try to be good, I really do, but being nice to the snacilbupeR is a serious challenge.
😀 On a positive note, check out the bill proposed by House Democrats. The acronym is MARILAGO.
9Shouldn’t the whole thing be gold? It isn’t nearly tacky enough.
10JANE&PKM: Nooooooo. No bombing Mar-a-Lago! Taking it from Donnie in lieu of taxes is fine, but it’s way too nice–or it would be if it were remodeled to get rid of all the Donnie touches and back to what it was when Marjorie Merriweather Post gave it to the government–to bomb into oblivion. The people who live nearby wouldn’t be all that happy, either, and they’re already pretty miserable and rapidly going broke from all the security that’s keeping tourists and customers away every weekend while Donnie golfs/meets foreign dignitaries/watches bombing raids/whatever.
Did Marjorie Merriweather Post leave any relatives? Maybe they’d like to inherit it, a little late. The rise in sea level will get it in a few years, anyway, whatever Donnie believes.
11The USS Fullacrap.
12It looks like an island but nobody will be able to find it on a map.
13Don’t they have to do that sort of thing posthumously?
In which case I could be persuaded.
14LynnN, Posthumous status isn’t strictly necessary.
15The USS G.H.W. Bush, CVN-77, was commissioned in 2009, after having been (hint hint) contracted/ordered on (ahem) 26 Jan 2001, named on (cough cough) 9 Dec 2002, and laid down in 2003. The occurrence of G W Bush as DAOTUS #43 was mere coinkydink.
PS:
The latest massive yuge USN carriers, the ten G.R. Ford class carriers, CVN-78+, has one carrier (GRF) in commissioning stage, two carriers ordered and named (JFK & Enterprise), and SEVEN ships yet to be ordered or named.
Given what we know about the Narcissist-in-Chief, what do y’all think the odds are that least one of them is to be self-named?
Hell, there could even be some USS J Kushner (certified ‘combat vet’), USS EricT, USS DJTJr, USS Ivanka, maybe even a USS Kellyann or Barron, to come.
That still leaves one or two name slots left…plus one more when the Repukes decide to rename the JFK.
(now that I’ve given myself a severe case of tRump-source gastroenteritis, I need some rum)
16We need to try to follow the money. I would not be surprised if he had major investments in all these man toys he is playing with. We will never be allowed to see. The lunatics are in charge of this asylum! This apprentice should be fired!
17Kind hope that all the tRump voters out there have dumped their entire fortunes, and those of their children, into investments in antacids. Their savior is flip-flopping high and fast enough to create gale force winds. As for the silence from the R side of the House and Senate on the kinda-sorta White House occupant, I think they have been given the word to wait in place, fully locked and loaded, until they get the signal to impeach. Even his own base is giving tRump a mere year before he’s out.
18Tomorrow is Easter and I can start being rude about him again, that being what I gave up for Lent. Been a long forty days!
19Oh dear. Was that rude? Did it again.
That is one insane water hazard!
20Well, Sandridge, G.H.W. Bush has kinda looked dead for a while now. Does that count?
Though not as dead as Steve Bannon, of course.
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