January 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Their is no way to fix stupid.
1Something just occurred to me. These documents weren’t authored by a British agent. They were written by or at least inspired by Don Henley. Google the lyrics to Gimme What You Got.
2You have a greater tolerance for Trump . . . Stuff than I do. Justv witched over to Doctor Who.
3Does it say, “Dear Donnie,” on the other side of that sign?
4Oh Dear, he just defended the hacks because they gave us information about Hillary getting the debate questions.
“Do you think Hillary would be tougher on Putin than I will? Give me a break.” The election is over, you jerk.
5Well, yesterday there was a combination of a rodeo and a circus in the Jeb Sessions committee hearing. This damn press conference really ain’t any different. Just a change of clown!
6maggie: “Just a change of clown!”
You got that right maggie. Trump’s version of Hope & Change. His clown yesterday was so idiotic you can’t help but hope for a new clown today, for a change.
7He seems to need Palin to interpret for him /s
8I bailed after what he said about Hillary getting the debate questions. Just can’t take this crap anymore. I’m back to where I was when Dubya was POTUS–couldn’t listen to him, either.
9“The election is over, you jerk.” Not exactly, Ms. JJ. Donnie lost by 3million votes and scraped by in the EC despite a boost from Vlad & pals. Donnie is still yam barking for his mandate and a little scritch from Vlad.
El Fur-ball is obviously feeling guilty as well as inadequate due to his numbers.
The lady attorney was doing remarkably well spinning and obfuscating the Drumpf conflict of interest dilemma. Then she picked up Donnie’s script from the same mimed master that produced his doctor’s note. She went from selling almost credible BS to zero cred in a camera flash. Sad.
10I even wrote a thank you note to Marco for his sharp questions to Tillerson…… The press conference was a narcissistic master class. Someone just shoot me.
11Was I the only one totally weirded out by the repeated emphasis on “liquid assets”? I mean, we KNOW he’s constantly trolling us, but (to quote our last REAL President for at least a while) “Come on. Come on, man!”
Also, did anyone else catch how he upped the ante on the “intelligence” community? Basically said “Pictures, or it didn’t happen.” Try not to think too much about THAT (some things can’t be unseen).
12Feeling very smug right now. Like others who think and paid attention, he’s being exactly the jerk we knew him to be. It might be funny if it weren’t so predictable. Boring really. And now we all will have to live with this 70 year-old man-child and his antics. Hoping we will be able to stop him from starting World War Three. (Yes. That’s entirely possible with this maniac.)
And a special 2017 Thank You to the buttholes who voted for this clown and to the 47% who didn’t vote. This is life, you scum. Not a game show. And I’m getting damn tired of having to go through these “training exercises” because you people are plain damn stupid. Your lives suck because you suck! Deal with it.
(I apologize to the patrons of TWMDBS for the rant. Things like this shouldn’t have to be said.)
13I simply cannot understand how you manage to tolerate that voice.
14Looks like 4 years of music and switching stations…
“What will happen after CJ gets impeached,” Tom Swift asked pensively.
15D’oh. Not sure if half my comment got moderated out, or if it just “fell off” when I posted, but:
Here’s the depth to which we’ve descended: Thom Hartmann (Thom Hartmann!!!) made a “pee joke” today. Granted, it was the classiest one I’ve heard so far. He dryly noted that there ARE “golden showers” in the Trump Hotels.
16Huh. One last try. A less classy, but still classic one (sorry, Mama) I heard today:
What’s the difference between a chick-pea & a garbanzo bean? A: I’ve never had a chick-pea on my face. (Rim-shots now indicated as “Trump-PISH!” Sorry again, Mama. Desperate times call for desperate humor.)
17@ JAK. I have hope that through the next few years of pain, that some fraction of the 47% will learn (albeit the hard way) that ignoring the situation isn’t a good life survival technique. Even ‘stupid’ responds to pain.
Making sure that ‘stupid’ properly identifies the source of pain is the next objective of the left because the left is so weak that it sure can’t block the pain that is coming for all of us.
18JJ, I will happily read commentary like yours and the contributors here, but I cannot watch that man. My innards have been tied in knots for months and my blood pressure isn’t happy. Seeing his orange face and listening to his pathetic rationalizations would only make it worse, and I can’t afford the ulcers.
19I’m with Old Fart and That Other Jean. I can’t stand the sight or sound of him. So I appreciate those who take one for the team and report back.
20I hate to add to the suffering, but I point out that Trump refers to his term as “the next eight years.”
Let’s make sure he is wrong.
21Oh,yeah,those who didn’t vote because they just didn’t like either candidate. They are sooooo far above it all. I guess they plan to sleep for 4 years and hope they wake up to a world somewhat similar to the one they pooh-poohed. My wish for the snarky little twenty-somethings is that when they can’t find a paying job, they can’t go home because mamma has rented out their rooms to make ends meet.
22And Linda? These special snowflakes who didn’t like either candidate… did they vote in the primaries and support a candidate? Um… no. They waited for others to determine the candidates and got snooty about what was served. Like my Mom used to say, “That’s what’s for dinner. Shut up and eat!”
23slipstream, I have to assume that he calls his term “eight years” because he can’t count any better than he can think.
If we’re talking about his term in prison for all the cheating and lying he’s done, eight years might be okay. But that’s not counting what he’ll deserve for all the damage he and his rightwing billionaire crew are going to do now.
24Was listening at work on my phone. Kept pulling the earbud outta my ear – I just couldn’t take it. I never thought I’d hear a voice more annoying than W’s. How wrong I was! Sad.
25De 100 problemas tienes, 10 por pendejo y 90 por metiche.
If I’ve got the idiom wrong, I hope Juanita will correct me.
26I need to add this about the nonvoters. I live in a building for oldies (62+) and I know for a fact that many of them did not vote, at least 1/3. It wasn’t for lack of opportunity or difficulty. They just didn’t want too.
27I couldn’t bear to listen to the SOB-elect Orange Twatgrabber … turned off the TV and went out to Walmart for a couple things. Of course, MSNBC always does a rehash of everything, so I was able to get the gist of the clown show via Brian Williams and then come in here to see what the folks are saying at the Salon.
28Mel: you are correct. Even stupid responds to pain. My concern is whether they learn from it. Dubya… and now this? I have few hopes.
29Pretzelogic: Thank you. Days later and it still makes ne giggle.
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