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The Super DeLux Brand Christians are here bearing gifts for the Prince of Peace.

Ehhhh, not so much.

The owner of a local religious broadcasting company has been arrested on federal charges of bilking investors out of more than $750,000 and using most of the money for personal and business expenses, including buying a 36-foot boat.

Samuel B. Jacobs, 57, owner of WJHJ, was released after making an initial appearance Friday afternoon in U.S. District Court in Norfolk. He is charged in a 20-count indictment with mail fraud, money laundering and related counts.

And this guy had a Jip People for Jesus franchise going.

Jacobs Broadcasting is a local, independent, television and radio network broadcasting on stations that cover New York City, Houston Texas, central and southeast Virginia, North Carolina and  Louisiana.

“Honey,” Juanita says, “there’s a real special place in hell for these guys.”