Who Says Donald Trump Doesn’t Have a Sense of Humor?
News: Rick Perry is being considered for a cabinet post. That’s not the funny part. Here’s the funny part:
Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry is reportedly being considered for a Cabinet position as President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team seeks to solidify its list of candidates.
According to a report from The Wall Street Journal on Wednesday, Perry is now being evaluated for a potential job as Energy Secretary.
Yes, Energy Secretary – the department he couldn’t remember during his Duh moment. Damn, Trump, that’s mean.
By the way, Perry wanted to eliminate the Department of Energy. Well, I guess screwing it up is pretty much the same thing.
From back in the day —-
For get the popcorn, just bring me whiskey. Lots and lots of whiskey.
1Shades of Las Vegas! Bring on the chickens that play tic tac toe.
2As you, yourownself, said JJ: “Well, I guess screwing it up is pretty much the same thing.”
And pays better.
3Trump probably sees little difference whether cabinet appointments run the department or ruin the department.
There’s no “I” in team, so may as well put it in run.
4We will spend the next four years (or until resignation or impeachment) saying, “You can’t make this stuff up.”
5Not that I would advocate ending the anti-Trump protests, not ever. But … I think that the more vigorous the protest – as in the Bannon travesty – that the Hellbeast regards protest as a challenge and he sticks to his witless decisions all the more. Just saying.
6Okay, now I’m convinced that these names being thrown around— like Sarah Palin for Secretary of the Interior— are just for laughs and to make the real appointees seem less horrible than they actually are. Like when Bobbie Wickham put an announcement in The Times that she was going to marry Bertie Wooster, so her hysterical mother would think the real fiancé was a huge step up instead of forbidding him. Though it would have been nice if she’d warned Bertie first. I wonder if Trump’s folks (whoever it is at the moment) is warning these doofuses that they’re just bait.
7The mangled apricot wants Obama and HRC to get the protesters to stop exercising their constitutional rights, all the while when Drumpf supporters are attacking churches, Blacks and Muslims all over the country without a peep out of the hell beast.
8He’ll fit in well with all the other zombies being resurrected for service, er, I mean screwing the people.
9@PKM
Yall gotta come by Austin and witness chicken $hit bingo at the Little Longhorn Saloon. Altho I can see maybe how chicken tic tac to might work the same way.
10One more snake in the pit.
11Micr, the chickens are down in Las Vegas doing the fleecing of gamblers enured to losing their money. Same principle as bird bingo. Jane and I are closer to Reno. Jane likes to bet the mechanical bulls and me for having good odds on beating the times of the urban cowboys. Fort Worth still have Billy Bob’s?
$carah, pRick, who next? Piyush Jindal for Treasury?
12Micr, is chickensh$t bingo anything like that game where people bet in which square of the pasture grid a cow is going to lay a cowflop? (No, autocorrect, I didn’t mean cowslip; the smell is completely different.)
13@Rhea
Same game, different randomizer.
Having several adult beverages before and during the competition seems to assist making the result approach hilarious. Altho sipping an adult beverage and watching a buncha fully grown “men” betting the rent money or car payment on which square the splat will fall has a perverse amusement to it. I recorded the scene with my mobile phone of the time so that I could relive the glory over and over.
14@pkm
Billy Bob’s still exists. I think the mechanical bulls there are rigged. I wouldnt bet on a ride there one way or another.
15I’m all for popcorn (with butter) and alcohol in copious amounts. Called my congress critter (a good Dem) to protest bannon. Was told of a letter being sent to pussy grabber signed by lots of congress critters. Just let it slip about calling it mangaled apricot hellbeast. And calling it pussy grabber. Aide still laughing.
16The department he couldn’t remember:
That he was going to eliminate…
17I believe it is called “cowplop’ bingo,Rhea. Leastways in iowa it is.
18This article is about the power and money behind Kellyanne Conway, Breitbart, Bannon and the rest of the scum taking over the White House. Ever heard of the Mercer family?
https://goo.gl/BbtSzD
19PKM, $arah is pegged for Dept of Education, and her task is replacing common core with ‘Newspeak”.
20@Coprolite
21How ambiguously euphemistic of you! How Orwellian! How positively 1984.
He is also on the long list for Ag Secretary. Of course, whoever put him on that list was probably laughing at his joke!
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