Oh, Chris. Bless His Heart.
When you are Chris Christie it is hard to disappear but he’s trying.
The election cannot come soon enough for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R).
The adviser and surrogate for Donald Trump is already trying to distance himself from the Republican nominee’s flagging bid for the presidency.
Christie did not want to answer the question about whether or not he’s “proud” of the Trump campaign.
The New Jersey governor went on to suggest that he and other campaign surrogates should not be held responsible for the campaign’s performance.
“I’m proud of everything I’ve said, and that’s all I can control. The rest of it I can’t control,” he concluded.
I’m pretty certain that Donald Trump will find a conspiracy in this, but let me assure Mr. Trump that Christie’s only motivation is that Donald Trump is a loser.
Too soon, Chris. Save the tell all about Donnie for your jailhouse interview.
1Most of us figured out Donald Trump a loooong time ago, Chris. Except that he keeps finding new ways to get worse.
2One thing I wish I had done while in the US was to have t-shirts made with
Donald Trump is getting beat by a GIRL
underneath Hillary’s photo.
3OH, how fast the rats are jumping ship! Now if they should do it in 4 part harmony, that would really be something!
4MicaBrian, how about
“You’re Fired. By a Girl!”
5It’s a WEIGHT-LOSS MIRACLE! Donald Trump loses 300 lbs. of UGLY FAT! No pills! No strenuous exercise regimen! No starving yourself or going without the foods you love! Donald Trump did it and SO CAN YOU! Call NOW!
6LynnN—- Make a good bumper sticker too.
7“You’er Fired” “You’er Fired. By a Girl”
Or how about, “Peeking DON” or “Pervert on a Bus”
Check out Stephen Colbert’s hilarious Venn diagram of Trump’s conspiracy theory. Not for Mama.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stephen-colbert-conspiracy-diagram-donald-trump_us_5805d264e4b0b994d4c12cb6?section=&
8A bit OT: I go to the Forbes List of the richest people in the world (a billionaire’s list). Their information is indepth and updated daily with regard to market conditions and other factors. Today, Donnie is ranked at #324 with an estimated wealth of $4.5B, but… he has suffered an $800M lose over the last year due to devaluations of his holdings and a softening of the real estate market in NYC. His “real” wealth value sits at $3.7B.
$3.7B… pronounced as “ten billion” in Donnie’s world. Where are your TAX RETURNS?!!!!!
9“You’re Fired. By a Girl!”
I want both the bumper sticker and the t-shirt. Please LynnN?
10LynnN, FTW!
I want Hillary to say that while I Am Woman is playing loudly with Hillary smiling.
11Christie is Incitatus to Trump’s Caligula.
12Christie couldn’t hide in a black hole! He will probably land in jail without a clue as to how he got there. When he shakes his head it rattles.
13Gov. Cartman is like the unpopular kid in class who sucks up to the arrogant football quarterback. He puts up with being embarrassed and humiliated in hopes that the popularity will rub off on him and he’ll be liked by the head cheerleader. Instead, more shaming just makes him a greater object of ridicule. Kind of pitiful really.
14“And if you buy that, I have a bridge for sale in Hoboken.”
15Maggie: not ALL the rats are jumping ship (and I wouldn’t trust them anyhow) … it’s all the rats that are staying aboard I am concerned about.
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