Oh Florida, how cruel your Lady Karma is.

Okay, so Michael Richard Maser is a piece of work.  He’s a convicted child abuser and a stalker.  Just the kind of guy you expect to be armed to the gills in Florida.

And speaking of gills —

A homeless Lake Panasoffee man was charged Thursday with having a firearm as a convicted felon after authorities revealed he threatened to shoot another man before shooting himself in the genitals.

Oh yeah, that’s our guy.

Want a cherry on top of that ice cream?  It happened in church parking lot.  Maser threatened a guy.  The police got called.  Maser drove to a church parking lot and shot his gun.  And his penis.

Maser then drove to the Grace Bible Fellowship Church off East Arbor Street, got out of his truck and fired the revolver. The round struck his penis, left testicle, left inner thigh and exited his left leg, according to the report.

But, it could have been better.

Police found a STEN Mk. II submachine gun on the floorboard behind the passenger seat of Maser’s truck.

It would have been a lot more fun if he had used that.

Thanks to Lee for the heads up.