October 11, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Remember that we told you about the Women for Trump Tour in North Carolina?
Well, we sent a spy.
Far be it from me to judge women in Trump’s terms, but there wasn’t anyone on that bus that Trump would hit on.
I dunno. It seems to me that everybody there was either (1) on the bus or (2) taking pictures of it.
I want to thank our brave war correspondent, Steve.
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I can’t decide whether that’s sad, funny, or just pathetic. But somebody tell me this. Where were all the African American folks hiding?
1Come to think of it, they were probably off to the side, pointing and snickering. I woulda been.
2The Phyllis Schafly Tour. Wonder who’s at home raising their kids and good-wife-ing their husbands.
3How underwhelming! I think I spotted Giuliani in a red jacket and Christie in white.
4The bus tour wasn’t a total bust. Somebody got to go to Carl’s Jr. So at least there’s that.
5I cannot fathom how any woman would be for trump!
6It’s the way Republicans like their women, mostly invisible.
“When is dinner ready? Get me a beer while I’m waiting.”
7Kinky Frieman sang it:
You uppity women I don’t understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
8That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Allegedly Donnie doesn’t partake of alcoholic beverages. He just drives everyone else to drink.
Will Reince Rriebus last until Nov 8th before checking into rehab?
9One blonde with a print blouse on with a black skirt has a bosom, so Trump might give her a once-over glance!! LOL
10Trump’s Strumpets, for sure — how sweet!
No grabable in that basket.
11Well that’s because it was still early. You should have seen the crowds at lunch time, after the Taco trucks arrived!
12It says Women for… Trump. I’d like to sneak out and paint something in between those words. Women for Shooting Trump? Women for Crucifying Trump? Women for Kicking Trump’s **** Up His ***? Women for Slamming Trump Upside the Head?
Today’s Washington Post had a full-page ad, on the back of the front section, from survivors of sexual assault saying that Trump should not be anywhere near the White House.
13If you’re looking for women and minorities at a t-Rump event, you’d better look Under the bus.
14That should have been a much shorter bus.
15TrulyTexan: Not really. The bathroom on this one is yuuuge!
16Well that’s just pathetic, as much for the numbers as for the women participating. I wonder who’s paying for it? I’m betting it’s the women themselves.
17Did Halloween come early this year? Lots of ugly masks.
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