October 09, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
More stunning truth in that graphic than can be said. Thank you for that.
1Hilz’s sharpening the knives; makin’ a wish, wishin’ it twice…
Jerky’s on it’s way:
2https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerky#Preparation
So now Trump has called a pre-debate “press conference/photo op.” He was flanked by 4 women who have spent the past quarter century attacking the Trumps. Back then, they may have had some reason to go after Bill. But Hillary? Seriously?
And tonight, they hitched their wagons to TRUMP of all people. What does that say about them?
I’m looking at JJ’s graphic here.
Note to Trump: You are a wannabe politician. You have no clue what you’re doing. And you think these theatrics are going to throw Clinton off her game at the debate tonight.
**snortle! chork!**
Stop listening to Bannon. He is as big a dumbass [sorry Momma] as you are. Clinton will beat you both senseless with 100 IQ points and 15 years experience tied behind her back.
Go home, Little Boy.
3Edit: He was flanked by 4 women who have spent the past quarter century attacking the CLINTONS.
My fingers got ahead of my brain. Sorry.
4Wresting tonight! The ‘pantsuit warrior’ vs the ‘orange turkey’. Both will be wearing a cup, but for different reasons.
5Buh-bye Pendejo:
http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1578974/63799125#comment_63799125
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Orange-marinated beef jerky:
6https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Orange-marinated_beef_jerky.jpg
The sniffing is back, stronger than ever. The orange-atang is mad like mad dog and pouting like a baby because he’s being picked on.
Hillary needs to be careful about looking smug.
7Everything he has said is a lie, including “a” and “the”.
8Agreed Barb. Rather than his usual average of one lie every 3.25 minutes, it’s become 1 lie per second tonight.
He’s throwing out handfuls of crap, hoping something will stick. He’s acting deranged because he is deranged. Losing and being dissed across the country is causing him to become unglued.
“Petulant” fits his behavior tonight. He’s behaving like a petulant child. From here, he’d have to aspire to be pond scum. He’d have to aspire to reside in a liquid manure pond. He’d have to aspire to be scraped off a barnyard boot. He’d have to aspire to be road kill. (Road kill has better hair.)
9Osmosis. Just sayin.
10OMG! He’s just projecting! What a line of horseshit that’s coming out of his turkey butt mouth! Sorry, mama, but that’s how I feel right now!
11I really wanted to watch tonight. I really did. But one look at his face and the sound of his voice… that did it. I couldn’t do it. I switched to the Star Wars movie and checked back every now and then. Same skeezy Donnie. Same schoolyard bully. Lies, interrupt, lie again, interrupt, cheap shot, interrupt, lie again…. aaargh! ENUFF!
We as a country do not deserve this.
12He tried to go really cheap and trashy. Hillary let it go right past, but without a shimmy shake this time.
13I lasted 20 minutes and then pulled up three live blogs that I rotated between.
14He threw Pence under the bus; wonder if Pence will pull a Weld. OK wishful thinking.
15Re Trump and the GOP and their current relationship, I think it’s time to revisit this classic:
The Famous Pig Song
(Clarke Van Ness, music by F. Henri Klickmann)
‘Twas an evening in October, I’ll confess I wasn’t sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
“You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Walked away, walked away,
He was really too particular to stay.
“You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Though I think the GOP is sprinting at this point.
16CNN says Pence was trying to get off the ticket.
17My dear departed Mom, used to purse her lips like Donald and tell us Hungarians called it “chookshuggee” or “chickenbutt.
Donald has it down, right to the ejecta…
18Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Trump can’t tell the truth.
19A townhall debate in which the audience actually didn’t get to ask many questions. And they applauded Trump more than Hillary. Not really surprising since the audience members were picked because they were undecided voters; virtually by definition, they were low-information voters. It’s hard to see how the Muslim woman who asked a question about bigotry against Muslims was undecided, but apparently so. A strange world we live in.
20Trump “promised” that he’d put Hillary Clinton in jail if he won. There’s a new low in Presidential debates. Every time I think we’ve hit bottom, he pulls out a shovel and starts digging. Of course, tomorrow he’ll insist that he never said that. But he did.
21Does anyone besides me find it highly ironic that the 4 women Trump used as body armor in the “not-press” conference before the 2nd debate in any other circumstance in trumpworld would be called 4’s and pigs and pathetic by the man himself?
22I tried
23I did
I just can’t deal with the sound of Drumpf’s voice
I will watch in the morning, or just delete the agrevation
I’m also a non-watcher. Put in a full, full day that included volunteering at the local Hill office. Among other things, I now know how to make buttons. I hit the hay before the hay hit me. Saw the video on all the AM tv news stations. Hill, of course, is class! He’s a failure at everything, including human being. His plan was to play only to his base AND AS A VICTIM. Hence the association with the “victims” panel and I agree he under any other circumstances would never be seen with them as none of them are tens. And they are losers in his view as well. If this is what his campaign manager and staff convinced him to do, then they are grossly over-paid. He still hasn’t been able to catch on to what a real apology is. There is a guy who runs a PR company who rates apologies. He gave Trump a D and Hill a B. She was more into a genuine apology than Trump will ever be. there has also been an unending parade of men who swear they have never heard any man spout off about women like Trump did in a locker room or anywhere else. Apparently decency does reign in its own echelon. Summation: once again Trump proves my late parents right about their definition of “near occasion of sin.” And there are more tapes coming!!! Question: will there be a third debate? At this point, you have to ask, why should there be? He can’t handle it and she leaves tire tracks all over him. One other rather good thing: NBC has “suspended” that moronic Billy Bush. Better he should retire to a spare room in his cousin’s “ranch”. Not one word of approbation out of him while Trump rambled on. He also played Trump’s game.
24Hillary took the high road and ignored Dumbo’s attempts to bait her with the 4 horsewomen of the Aggropolis and his childish attempts to deflect his own responsibility by the old “Bill Clinton”
25ploy. He tried to bait her and she did not bite. Way too smart.
For those who say she wasn’t aggressive enough, remember she wants him down but not out. She accomplished exactly what she set out to do, remain the class act.
I saw the post-debate gab fest. Note to MSNBC: FIRE CHRIS MATHEWS! Gone! Goodbye! Rugy G. has been toadying for Trump for weeks and Chris M. thought HE would be an appropriate post-debate commenter? Such gross stupidity from one of your staff is unacceptable. And Chris, sweetie, you need to get a new job. I hear Glenn Beck’s The Blaze is hiring.
26Which master strategist on Trump’s staff decided it would be a really, really good idea if the Orange One wandered around the debate stage, looking for all the world like a playground stalker? Invasion of private space during a debate is PRECISELY what put Hillary in the U.S. Senate. It’s pretty clear that the Trump campaign is on auto-pilot at this point, headed toward the mountainside. Suits me fine.
27I made myself watch this one, and I have to say that it was pretty good entertainment value. Trump came off like the army’s choice in a banana republic, threatening to jail his opponent, dissing his opponent, and hoping cheap shots would count as witty repartee. What struck me most, though, is how woefully unprepared he was. Leaving aside his policy positions, whatever they are; ignoring, if you can, his general loathesomeness; who the hell votes for somebody who doesn’t do a little homework before a nationally televised debate?
28I can’t stand to listen to Chris Matthews … you’d think he’s a damn RWNJ the way his mouth just keeps going and going and GOING!! Shut up, Chris!!!
29Rudy Gigolo bent over for Trump … that was totally disgusting … so he fits right in with Trump’s MO.
Too many saying Hillary was too defensive … I thought she was just defensive enough without looking, nor acting, like Trump was throwing her off her game. And, she knew he was lurking behind … sometimes so close she could feel the disruption of the force field around her!!
She should have worn a green outfit because she was as cool as a cucumber!!
stevethereturned,
I’m hoping that on 9Nov there isn’t a piece left of Donnie Dollars, and the GOP he rode in on, bigger than a wad of TP.
Controlled flight into terrain (it could also be a UFIT):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_flight_into_terrain
“A controlled flight into terrain (CFIT, usually pronounced cee-fit) is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle.[1] In a typical CFIT scenario, the crew is unaware of the impending disaster until too late. The term was coined by engineers at Boeing in the late 1970s.[2]
Accidents where the aircraft is out of control at the time of impact, because of mechanical failure or pilot error, are not considered CFIT (they are known as uncontrolled flight into terrain), nor are accidents resulting from the deliberate action of the person at the controls, such as acts of terrorism or suicide by pilot.”
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It would appear to be pretty much unanimous about hating to listen to obnoxious Chris Matthews. I have never been able to. The best use of him would be to put him in a locked room with Rush Limbaugh, and let them scream at each other eternally.
31Chris Matthews has always gotten on my last nerve but he is getting worse as he gets older. I wrote him off completely when he snapped at Joy Reid last night. She was making the point that Trumpanzee’s looming is a male trait that women are all too familiar with and it comes off as threatening and is rude, intruding into her space. Crowding is a form of intimidation especially in a larger male over a smaller woman. Now HRC is quite able to defend herself and ignore him but when Joy tried to explain the graphics of the image and how WOMEN react Matthews did the second most common put down of women by telling her “he didn’t see that at all” and moved off it – telling Joy and us in other words our perception was wrong, stupid and to shut up.
32e platypus onion, at this point Pence should be looking into signing up for the Witness Protection Program.
Or, considering who he already signed up with, the Witless Protection Program.
A silver lining to the shining silver cloud of the Trump candidacy (shining for Dems, anyway) is that Pence’s political career seems to be over.
33Add me to the list who wish MSNBC would get rid of Matthews’ big mouth.
Marlene, I saw what Matthews did to Joy too. When he said it didn’t look that way to him, I thought, “So what? It looked that way to lots of us women. This is not about you.” The dumass. He also said when Hillary walked over to speak directly to the questioner she was invading the orange-atang’s space. BS. In town meeting settings good speakers nearly always do that.
Orange-atang walked onto that stage mad as hell at every single person who was refusing to obsequiously kneel at his feet and bow to his greatness. He’s been fully exposed as one of the most loathsome, and really not very bright, people in America. He was in full attack mode and he’ll be going after anything and everything he can find to blame. I predict increasing irrationality till 11/8. After he gets his hairy a$$ kicked, maybe he’ll just explode. I wouldn’t mind.
34Well, we’ll have to see what the Orange Creeper/Stalker does next Wednesday when they have the final debate … I hope to hell more of the vile videos of Trump show up between now and then!!
35Word is that Trump’s debate prep team was very pleased with his progress. Instead of constantly interrupting and talking over Hillary, once he was slapped down for it a couple of times, he spent the rest of the evening whining to the moderators about not being treated fairly. What stellar improvement! Brain of a 4-year-old who missed his nap.
And though I didn’t notice him looming behind Hillary or humping his chair at the time, it was nuts how he kept pacing back and forth, like a toothless old lion in a cage at the zoo. Medicate this man!
Finally: can’t he learn to blow his nose before he goes onstage? If he actually shows up for the third debate I think Hillary should present him with a giant box of Kleenex.
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