When Egos and Aqua Velva Converge
Okay, so we have Donald Trump, who should be the equipment manager for insanity as a lifestyle.
Then we have Julian Assange, the founder of wikileaks, who should just admit that he’s Donald Trump without money.
I would like to offer proof.
Trump’s people have spent a week living for today. They just knew that Assange was going to release a “bombshell” on Clinton in the wee hours of the morning that was going to make up for Trump having the self-made worst week in the history of anybody running for office.
Old conservative white men really shouldn’t get that excited without a crash cart standing by.
So Assange makes the gathered press wait two hours (sound familiar?) before he walks out and drops his bombshell: he has a new book and he wants you to buy it.
This come straight from Breitbart soaring on the wings of broken hearts:
The press got played once again by men who whose egos thrive by shouting FIRE! in a crowded theater.
I am so torn with wanting this to be over but being flabbergasted by it all the same.
Okay, it can be over. I’m fine with that.
I’ve been holding my breath. Can I really exhale?
1No new lies to Attack Clinton. Running the old one’s will have to do. 25+ years of bull and she is standing tall. But the low IQ bigot BS lives on and on.
2How about a Drumpf bombshell. NYT reporter hints she might have more of Donnie Dumb f**k’s tax returns.
Drumpf reminds me of Kelly Bundy from Married with Chickens. She got tension headaches from smiling class.
3The prevailing theme on Twitter is “Hillary got to him”. He’s probably wearing out his welcome at the Ecuadorian embassy. They want their couch back.
4ps Drudge and sludge are re-circulating the disproven story of Danney Williams who claims to be Clinton’s son from a tryst with a prostitute back when. Drudge admitted at one time the story was totally false. Apparently they are running out of mud to sling.
5Poor old Roger Stone, the wanna be champion trickster. He couldn’t even make it on Trump’s campaign staff! Supposedly he is a body builder and has some sort of strange tattoo on his back. Nobody I knew was holding their breath on his latest pronouncement. Some sort of rumor going around that his mouth isn’t the only orifice he uses for announcements. OK. Mamma. I will stop typing and slap both my hands!
6Well… attention whores gotta whore.
Actually… Drumpf would be my dream political adversary. Don’t have to do much but step back while he shoots his mouth off… right into his foot. When Hillz wins she should send him a Thank You card.
7Clinton has been putting up with garbage thrown at her (and Bill) for decades and Trump is stupid enough to say that she lacks stamina….
I see that my parenthetical aside can be read in two ways. Use both.
8Gotcha!
9You really should read Assange’s book, which is online, about his life with his mother, as a fugitive from his crazy father. You might understand him a bit better.
It’s fun to blast him, but what are YOU doing to slow down the Empire?
10I hope to live long enough to see Hair Drumpf and Julian Assange locked up in the same facility. They need not be roomies or share a soap-on-a-rope, but these two “personalities” have had far more than their 15 minutes. Time for each to depart.
11Stone referred to ex-Miss Universe as a ho-bag. They tell me chivalry is dead.
12A friend, a man who doesn’t quite fit into his Mississippi background, introduced me to the phrase “He [Assange] is a flea with an erection, floating down the river on his back, screaming for someone to open the draw bridge.” Seems applicable to both Assorange and Orange Ferret Coifed Caca de Gibbon.
13http://digital.library.upenn.edu/webbin/gutbook/lookup?num=4686
The downloadable book “Underground”
14Julian and D.J. Separated at birth!
15Doncha know how bad it must hurt some poor Breitbart “reporter” to have to type those words.
16Who cares about Assange’s background, he still grew up to be a douchebag and possible rapist. Those are all his choices.
17Shortpeople, oh, that was so funny! I’m stealing it.
18epo, “Married with Chickens?” Laughing and shaking my head.
snacilbupeR taken as damfools yet again? Uproarious laughter!
19shortpeople, that’s a hilarious image! And perfectly appropriate for Scumpf especially. Gracias.
20JJ, the headline for this one is pure genius. ” The convergence of egos and aqua vulva ” could’ve been the title of a Molly Ivens book.
21P.P.: Aqua Vulva?!!!! Maybe you meant “velva” like Juanita? I hope.
22Wow. Autocorrect really got me on that one. I’m not sure which author would’ve written that one, but I don’t think it’d be Molly Ivins.
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