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A herd of ornery old white guys, who are living proof that there are more horse’s butts than there are horses, have up and decided that the most important thing in America right this very minute is a tax cut for Paris Hilton.

Senate Republicans promised Wednesday to block legislative action on every issue being considered by the lame-duck Congress until the dispute over extending the Bush-era tax cuts is resolved and an extension of current government funding is approved.

John Cornyn trying to blame Mitch

“They are hell with the hide off,” Juanita says,  “and they’d steal an old widow woman’s kindling wood and the light bulb from the porch lamp at the orphanage.”

“They are promises that nothing, and I mean diddle squat nothing, is gonna happen until they get their way, dammit, and keep those tax cuts that have been as functional as a three card flush.  Every time Mitch McConnell opens his mouth, I hear a spoon being pounded on a high chair tray,” she admits.

“Now here are these guys who have more money than they can keep dry, hoarding it in offshore accounts, wanting us to pay for roads, the military, the police, education, and whatnot  so they can enjoy it and still have enough money to burn a wet elephant.”

“How dare they call these tax cuts!” she hollers real loud.  “They are BMW subsidies.”