July 16, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Newt Gingrich, in a last ditch effort to be veep, said that all Muslims in the United States of damn America “should be tested?”
For what?
The Zika virus?
Doneness?
Which Game of Thrones character are you on Facebook?
Spelling?
The SAT?
Test of the emergency broadcast system?
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.
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They’ll probably be asked questions about whether it’s OK to stone disobedient boys to death. If the person answers “No”, then they have denied Biblical law, and must obviously be a follower of “highly violent*” Sharia Law:
*i.e.: much the same as the Old Testament
Funny how folks who believe that the Bible is the literal word of God also choose to ignore all the inconvenient bits.
1Not to mention pretty much everything Jesus was supposed to have said and taught.
2Newt’s test is going to require a helluva lot of #2 pencils.
3Ask not what Gov Cartman and Neutron failed to do in service to Drumpf, but what Mikey can do:
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Meanwhile let’s help devise the “Sharia Law” test with the provision of anyone who fails cannot EVER hold ANY elected office in the United States of America. Defund Planned Parenthood Pence can be the first to self-eliminate followed by every Christo-Fascist pervangelist.
4Well, his timing is impeccable. Congress going home for the summer having done next to nothing other than spending millions of our money slandering Hillary is the perfect example of Newt’s real legacy. I know I mentioned it before, but politico did a piece on him 2 days ago called “The Millennial’s guide to Newt Gingrich”. It’s a really good reminder of why he left public office so deservedly.
5Newt fails the “test” of knowing what’s in the Constitution.
6http://dakotafreepress.com/2016/07/16/truck-control-balances-great-utility-with-safety-concerns/
Newt using Nice massacre against the Muslim usurper and Dems. Nothing that matters or anything new. (thanks to 3 Dog Night for that last sentence)
7A test. Fill in the blank? Multiple choice? Essay? Written or oral? Grading on a curve? Oh… so many things to figure out!
And what to name it? Sharia Law Acceptance Test? SLAT?
SO many things ro figure out. This could take YEARS to get ready. Have at it Newt.
8Iihave put this link up before.But anytime I hear his name I hear this.
9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_H2o55REuc
JAKvirginia, I am all in favor of a test. A fair test, written by The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. Again, a fair and objective test, a civics test if you will, to determine one’s adaptability to democracy. Without tinkering with the test to infiltrate it with any bias, name the group. I predict that group’s failure rate will be a slight percentage of the failure rate of the snacilbupeR.
In fact, let the snacilbupeR have an advantage. Recuse the snacilbupeR base from testing and allow them to be judged by their ‘best and brightest.’ Sample panel, maybe the Klown Kar riders from which Donnie Drumpf emerged. Or, maybe a test group of all Senate snacilbupeR and the Freedumb Caucus of the House.
10Oh, PKM! A test for the snacilbupeR base? They can’t complete the games on a McDonalds paper tray liner! You need something easy like “How many fingers am I holding up?” Or “What does U.S.A. stand for?” Things like that.
11Uhhhh….we dare not talk about a spelling test. I have seen plenty of teabagger signs. A spelling test would reduce the GOP base.
12I still want to see a test for voters. Is Obama a Muslim? Did Iraq have WMDs? Did the 9/11 hijackers come from Iraq? Is climate change a hoax? Is anything Trump says factually accurate? Answer Yes to any of those and you don’t get to vote because you don’t pay attention.
As for Newt, he’s just flapping his gums and being a prick, as usual– firing up the ignorant and angry.
13I agree with Rhea … Newt is going to throw a full-blown hissy fit cause … waaaaah … Donnie didn’t pick me!!
14Maybe a blood test? Genetic code? How many books of the Quran they can name?
P.S. That would also come in handy for getting rid of “intellectuals.” Anyone who knows anything about any religion [including Christianity, obviously] certainly has no place in the good old US of A, Land of the Fee, home of the Only God [Manna.]
And Newt didn’t have a prayer [see what I did there?] anyway. Neither did Christie. Trump WAS NOT going to pick someone who could possibly one-up him on stage. No-Personality Pence was the obvious choice.
15If we really want to profile for terrorists, forget the whole Muslim thing. What we are looking for is men age 18-35, give or take.
Of course many in that group are not terrorists and are really pretty nice people, but we can’t be too careful.
16Excellent links everyone.
“Pence can be the first to self-eliminate”
17He only does that on Tuesdays and Fridays, hence the pained expression. Plus, he has to manually manipulate to get it moving. That’s why he appealed to Scumpf. (It was a Very Thorough vetting process.)
The test is easy to grade. It has only one question. How dark is the skin of the person to be tested? That is all that matters here.
18Here’s another one Newtor couldn’t pass: How many wives did you cheat upon? Were you cheating while you attacked President Clinton for doing the same? Why don’t you think the rules of morality apply to you, but other people must adhere to them? What makes you think you have the right to judge others after the way you have conducted your life? would you submit to a lie detector test?
19Mah Fellow Murkuhn –
Yeah, that’s the test you perform with a brown paper grocery bag.
20Late to the party, but no one has my answer: the test should be the citizenship test that immigrants have to take to become citizens. But before any legislator or Congresscritter can give one to someone else, they have to pass it first, in pencil, no cheating — every two years.
21You flunk — you lose your job. Your retirement/health benefits go to bolster Social Security and Medicaid/Medicare. Anyone that is nominated for your seat has to pass the test before taking office.
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