If I Can’t, You Can’t

July 06, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Ya got the Pope acting like a Christian and that’s just more than some people can stand.  In particular, priests.  Ya got priests acting all put out about confessions because just aren’t as juicy as they used to be.

Screen Shot 2016-07-06 at 1.41.34 PMCatholics in Philadelphia who are divorced and civilly remarried will be welcome to accept Holy Communion – as long as they abstain from sex and live out their relationships like “brother and sister”.

Archbishop Charles Chaput is not squaring well with the Pope’s new edict of loving everybody.  Question: I might be misunderstanding this but if this couple “slips” and accidentally sleeps together, is that incest?

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “If I Can’t, You Can’t”


  1. JAKvirginia says:

    Oh, brother. I’ll ask a couple to refrain from sex when you get all of your priests to do that. M’kay?

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  2. amazing how ideology runs sanity right off the rails, eh?

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  3. maryelle says:

    They won’t need to order as many communion wafers, I’d wager.

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  4. WA Skeptic says:

    Watch for all the “For Sale” signs popping up at former RC churches in a community near you.

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  5. Lunargent says:

    This guy used to be Archbishop of the Denver Archdiocese. He officiated at one of our great-niece’s Confirmation a few years back. Everybody treated him like a rock star. So glad he’s gone.

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  6. I think divorced and re-married Catholics should agree to this only if the priests agree to stop buggering little boys.

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  7. Don’t be surprised to see this guy “retire” or get a posting to some cubicle in the Vatican where he can be observed. I’ve noticed Paco moves rather well and fast on such stuff.

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  8. Aggieland Liz says:

    So what’s changed there, obispo? Oh, no getting summarily kicked out for “giving scandal” anymore, I see now (giant eye roll goes here)!

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  9. I had to laugh. Way to increase the population of the Catholic church!
    Live like brother and sister!

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  10. Stella B says:

    The priest who married my divorced great-aunt and great-uncle used that line. After that everybody in their small town called them “Sister” and “Brother”. I found that terribly confusing as a small child because I had no idea who was related to whom.

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  11. Are they now saying married couples shouldn’t procreate? I thought the goal was to have as many kids as possible even if the woman dies from it.
    Sounds like lying is no longer a sin since everyone knows most married couples aren’t going to abstain from sex and living “like” brother and sister the church is promoting incest. But priests sexually abusing minors and lying about it is still copacetic.

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  12. This is so fricking stoooopid! Leave it to the RCC. They’re so focused on sex, obsessed. Perverts.

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