There’s rumors that Donald Trump is going to turn the GOP convention into shark week on basic cable.  Yeah, it’s gonna scare the crap out of you.

The former reality television star plans to feature his high-profile children at the summer gathering in Cleveland, with the hope they’ll be joined by a number of celebrity supporters. Prospects include former Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and longtime boxing promoter Don King.

I suspect that Bobby Knight has been invited because he could throw Clint Eastwood’s chair across the convention hall in a fit of pique.  Tom Brady will attempt to deflate Trump’s ego and anything else that he can get his hands on.  And, Don King will continue to take the Fifth Amendment when asked about organized crime.

Honey, I’ve seen more “celebrities” on Dancing with the Stars.

Plus, does Trump known any women?  Or people outside of sports?

But, I gotta hand the delegates this: they ain’t trusting Trump or the Republicans with their security.

As the Republican convention in Cleveland approaches, several delegates from Pennsylvania who support Donald Trump say they are planning on bringing their guns with them to the GOP gathering. Why? They say they are worried about possible violent protest and even an attack from ISIS.

Here’s my personal favorite delegate.  He’s from Pennsylvania and he’s packing in more ways than one.

“There are a whole bunch of things happening: You go to various events, receptions, whatever, outside the convention hall,” says Ash Khare, a delegate from the northwest corner of the state who applied for a concealed carry permit in preparation for Cleveland.

Oh great. He’s getting his permit to carry two weeks before the convention. He does promise that he’s going to take some “lessons” from the sheriffs department before he leaves. What could go wrong with that?

I think that reporters covering this convention should get hazardous duty pay.  Better yet, they should all just stay at home and make up crap.  It would be more informative than anything happening in the convention hall.

Thanks to Anne for the heads up.