My Dream Job
Oh y’all, if you see that I’ve cleaned out the Beauty Salon and hung a for sale sign on the door, it’s because I have followed my heart and applied for my new dream job since I was told there is no such job as Queen of Baseball.
Y’all, I can work for Willie.
Country music legend Willie Nelson is about to launch his weed factory in Colorado — and they’re looking for a few good stoners to help run the show.
Willie’s Reserve has five job openings, according to The Cannabist. You’ll have to be willing to go on the road again because the jobs are in Denver.
No, they are tokin’ serious.
Can somebody please embroidery that on a nice couch cushion for me?
The jobs include a sales director, compliance officer, production manager, extractor and bookkeeper. Click here to apply.
I am just perfect for any of those jobs. And, GET THIS! – they pay you money to do it. Actual American money. Hellfire, Darlin’, I’d do any of those jobs as a volunteer on the off chance that Willie might show up.
Thelma says that “Colorado Juanita” has way too many vowels, plus there’s snow there. Yeah, yeah, like I would be aware that it’s snowing.
Thanks to Ron for the heads up.
Bless Willie’s heart! I one saw him perform for a few minutes at a Democratic inaugural ball in Richmond, VA!
1Well, shoot, honey, you can be the roving reporter and Thelma can keep the lights on.
2This is the job I wanted 50 years ago. Too soon we get old.
3Too late a good job come’s along.
Don’t forget you have to fail the drug screen to get the job.
4Can I be your assistant? I would be willing to put in all the overtime you could ever ask for! The fringe benefits must be awesome!!
5I call dibs on production manager. My Christmas shopping will be done early with a little help from an employee discount. Edibles and gift baskets for everyone!
6Rasty I know the feeling. I left Colorado for New Mexico too soon
7Well, sweetie, you are the Queen of this here salon. You could become HRMH. (Her Rocky Mountain Highness.)
/giggle
8My favorite of Willie:
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Wonder if you get all the Munchies snack mix and Ben & Jerry’s ice cream you can eat?
10Willie should totally write a song featuring the phrase ‘Marijuana is a herb and a flower’.
11I’m so madly and crazy in love with Willie. I want to be his personal assistant – or anything. A little of the “herb and flower” would be fine too.
12Where’s the employment office?
13Yeah, sorry, kids. But I’m guessing that there will be a massive response to the ads, including many from people who won’t have to relocate. Best of luck, though.
I absolutely love that picture of Willie. It looks like a Remington painting.
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