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Okay, here ya go. Translated from Cuban/Canadian/Texan into English what this means is that he wants to be able to call African Americans the N word, LGBT people the Q word, and Muslims the Sand N words.
Women should be called dames, cute little filly, or simply, sweetheart followed by words fetch me some …
He wants to fly his confederate flag and name all the school Jefferson Davis.
He’s sick of mixed marriages on teevee, and that Neal deGrasse Tyson should have to wear white face when he talking smart.
Black men should not be allowed in the White House because that just doesn’t even make sense.
He wants to preach that Muslim people aren’t even people because they don’t love Jesus.
He wants to rename the Girl Scouts to the Not Lesbian Scouts.
He wants Mexicans to stop talking that moon man – language that he can’t even understand.
He wants people to start naming their kids Ozzie and Harriet like normal people.