May 11, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I love it!
1Yes, he was promoting his restaurant and faux “hispanic” food. What a piece of work. Love the caption it is perfect.
2He sure can shovel it!
3I can only hope that one of those underpaid employees added something juicy to that taco bowl. Eat that, Dumbo!
4Please don’t jump on me for this. I apologize in advance. But once I saw this, I simply could not unsee it — and I have the bad taste, now, to share what I saw.
This pic with its word-balloon put me in mind of cannibalism.
There I said it. Please don’t shoot.
5“I love the Hispanics– they’re delicious!”
6Is there no Alferd Packer fans hereabouts to help out Rhea and two crows??? “Have a friend for lunch!”
Or Twilight Zone 1962
“To serve man” “It’s a cookbook!”
etc
7“Legend has it that Judge Melville B. Gerry of Lake City , a Democrat, pronounced sentence upon Packer this way: ‘You voracious man-eating son of a bitch, there was seven Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them. God damn you! I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you are dead, Dead, DEAD, as a warning against reducing the Democratic population of Hinsdale County. Packer, you Republican cannibal, I would sentence you to Hell but the statutes forbid it.'”
8I don’t mean to brag, but, I placed my thumb on the screen next to Drumpf’s thumb and mine is at least twice as yuuuuuge as his thumb. I must be hung like a Clydesdale on Viagra!
9Rumour has it that during a rilly severe winter, Donner ate Rudolph’s red nose and sleigh-mate Blitzen.
10Sigh.
11EPO- does that leave us with only 7 reindeer?What happens to the iconic song?
12Santa needed a new set of wheels. What rhymes with harrier jump jet? Besides scarier Drumpf pet?
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