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Juanita called me from Del Rio – she’s at the 17th Annual Dio Rio Cuticle Convention and Margarita Festival and I bet you wish that you were, too – to tell me that she saw Governor Rick Perry on Jon Stewart last night.

Juanita was not one bit shocked that Governor Perry did not mention that Texas is 23 billion dollars cash American money in debt under his leadership or that our unemployment rate is the same as New York, where they have a Democratic Governor.

But, God love him, he did talk about salt.  Rick Perry is damn upset about salt.  Apparently, somebody in an official shirt and hat from the government is coming to his house, and his house alone, to monitor his salt consumption.  Juanita told me that she doesn’t blame him for being upset about that – it would bother her, too, especially during the Del Rio Cuticle Convention and Margarita Festival.

However, it appears that no one else has the salt guy, official hat and all, coming to their house.

And Juanita has another thought – does Rick Perry have all of George Bush’s voice and mannerisms by accident or is he doing that on purpose?

Surely not on purpose.  Surely Karl Rove is in the basement cloning these guys.  But hey, at least he got the hair better on this one.

By the way, Juanita suggests that you read Kelso.  Kelso is funny.