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Texas Governor Rick Perry is leaving his $10,000 a month taxpayer funded rental mansion and his Gourmet magazines to tour New York City on his bid to get the hell outta Texas by running for President.

He’s going on the Daily Show tonight with Jon Stewart.  The best we can hope for is that Slick Rick doesn’t shoot anything or attempt to make fart sounds with his hand under his armpit.

For you people from foreign states, Rick Perry is George Bush without the intellect or charisma.  He “wrote” a book that he apparently hasn’t read yet.  His finger got tired at pointing at each word.

Juanita says, “Honey, you do not want to miss this.  Macho Man Rick is gonna take New York City by storm.  They ain’t seen nothing like him since Midnight Cowboy.”

UPDATE:  There’s nothing like being right unless it’s being absolutely, positively, totally, dead butt wrong.  I was.  The charming and wonderful David Sedaris was on The Daily Show last night.  We have several days to come up with tunes for the mariachi band to play (see comments) when Rick enter The Daily Show on Monday night.