February 02, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Brilliant link that!
1I have but one thing to say to the Largest Ego In The Known Universe (you all know who I am talking about):
*L*O*S*E*R*!*
2Omg what a pathetic loser…
3Looks like it redirects to wiki now.
4Earlier today it went to a funny picture of trump.
That’s the good thing, but watching Crazy Cruz crow about his victory is nauseating. Where’s the Pepto?
5Also could be a loss for our side. Trump is probably the weakest of the three viable candidates. Rubio could be the scariest.
The sad news is that one of the Repubs will win the nomination and they are all awful in their own way. I prefer the weakest link.
6What a merciful night! I fell asleep before the first precinct reported numbers. On the flip side, woke up to a nightmare. While I worried about Citizens United and the money buying elections, Cr-ooze snaked his way to victory via “grassroots.”
“grassroots” – his word not mine. When he says “grassroots,” a snake slithering through the grass comes to mind. Only in this instance, it’s a group of snakes marshaled by his Pervangelist daddy. Someone needs to place a tracking device on Daffy Sr’s vehicle. Does anyone doubt that there was a whole lot of preacher pulpit shenanigans involved in bolstering numbers for the Cr-ooze?
7@maryelle
8Understood.
Went by Walmart* this morn to get a package of paper lunch bags. Just in case what “I threw up in my mouth” begins to exceed “a little bit”.
Having no drawing talent whatsoever I can only describe this scene in case some cartoonist can make something of it.
Two Iowa farmers look over a winter field – a punctured Trump hot air balloon draped across several rows of corn stubble.
Farmer 1: “I can’t just chop it up and plow it under as fertilizer. It’ll poison the spring planting.”
Farmer 2: “Maybe some trucker can haul it out-of-state – to New Hampshire maybe.”
9Such a short speech, too, and we didn’t have to hear, ad naseum, about how far ahead in the polls he is/was.
A win-win!!!
10Oh Umpty Dump! How perfect! I can see it real perfect. Walking through a frozen, lumpy field with corn stubble gives you indelible memories. You could even shorten it to a cartoon of a truck with a yuge ugly deflated TRUMP balloon draped over the sides. It’s heading east (imagine big arrow) saying TO NEW HAMPSHIRE.
11Hey! remember GOHMERT, to gohmert, gohmerted? Now our lexicon includes YUGE. You can define it.
ruh roh, think Donnie threatened Iowa. He loves them so much he is thinking about buying a farm there. That’s probably code for going nukular on them. From the missile silo to the grain silo …
After NH, those snacilbupeR idiots will be invading NV. Hope they stay in Clark County (Las Vegas) or come no further north than Washoe County (Reno).
12Perhaps I am nervous, but I would rather have Trump than Cruz. He may be a politically incorrect buffoon, but Ted Cruz is the epitome of pure evil. If he should reach the Presidency, you can count on a theocracy coupled with elements of fascism, which are already evident. I am not given to being afraid but I am scared of the christian right.
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