Ann Coulter’s Adam’s Apple Exploded, Y’all
I’m pretty sure that if you’re here, you know a thing or three about politics.
I’m pretty sure that you know Gov. Nikki Haley of South Carolina, who has some hoochy baggage of her own and was so far right that she turned down Medicaid money for her state, tried to become the voice of reason for the GOP last night.
As long as Ann Coulter can find a way to dance around the room in a black cocktail dress, Reasonable Republican will remain an oxymoron.
Ann exploded on Tweeter last night because apparently Nikki Haley loves terrorists.
She wants Donald Trump to deport Nikki Haley. Yeah, deport.
I do not know where Coulter wants Haley to be exiled. Maybe drowning in a sea of peroxide?
There, of course, is more.
Oh yes, Ann Coulter, the Christian icon.
And more …
No, Ann, not the voters. Just you, Honey.
So, from 9:29 to 9:36 last night, Ann Coulter dropped a hate clip into her AK47 mouth.
Ya think maybe we’re looking at the next Mrs. Trump?
Annthrax, just like Sparklemoose has long outlived her 15 minutes.
1Our local library has all of Ann’s “books.” When I go there, I’m tempted to misfile them in the medical section under Psychiatric Disorders.
2Annthrax (thanks Mike) couldnt get any higher on my “Better Dead” list. Too bad too.
3TexasTrailerParkTrash, brilliant idea! There are times that one should listen to temptation, especially when the urge is to do a public service. Do it for the children who love the library. The correct filing of books is very important to their education. As you indicated, the proper classification for books by Coulter et al should be RZ400-408.
4“Ya think maybe we’re looking at the next Mrs. Trump?” Why not, when pigs are flying because Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall became engaged? Obviously, anything can happen; however, Ann is probably too long in the tooth for the Donald.
5Poor, poor Anne Coulter. She’s finds herself lost so far out in the Wilderness of Irrelevance, her shouts for attention only echo for a few minutes off nothing but rocks and bleached cow skulls. The agony, her state of Desperation is not even a Red State.
6Yes, poor Anne is way too old for The Donald … he likes ’em young … like his own daughter! Yuck!!
Murdoch & Hall, Coulter & Trump … OMG … the very idea & images are mind boggling and stupefying!!
7I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
8@PKM
Wow! Been a while since I had to deal with LC numbers and NEVER in that range! Mental Healing eh?
9When the Afghan Hound Coulter bares her fangs,do not assume she is smiling.
10Marcia in C0-you fergot the MotorCity Madman-Nugent and foetal female cell clusters. Nugent likes ’em young,too.
11Ann Coulter is really a man. At least she looks like one.
12Gives me the shivers to look at her.
Micr,any attempt to classify the snacilbupeR requires a trip off the edge; in this case the LC numbers are that edge. Considered parasitic diseases, then veterinary ….. But in respect to Mama couldn’t go the animal husbandry route which would have derailed the discussion into their sexual practices and fantasies. TexasTrailerParkTrash had the best idea to encapsulate the snacilbupeR – “Psychiatric Disorders”
13“Look at me, look at me. Anybody please”
14Translation: “But but but hate and fear are where I make my MONEY!”
15So this is Coulter’s idea of setting herself on fire? D.U.M.B.!
16I’m not remarking on that person, and I use the term “person” in its loosest sense. But it figures that any Republican trying to be halfway reasonable in public would get slimed by the usual RWNJ slimers.
And I’m not revolted that someone’s marrying Rupert Murdoch because he’s 84; I’m revolted that someone’s marrying Rupert Murdoch. As another woman remarked when asked why she had turned down an ugly rich man, “Honey, I can’t go to bed drunk *every* night.”
17Coulter is one mean, cold, vicious person. Another one who might be dumped nekkid in a _favela_ without any ID or money. If she ever emerged, she’d be a better woman. If not, no loss.
18I watched the first two minutes of the Republican Rebuttal last night and noted right away that Nikki talks through clenched too-white bright white teeth. No smile, more like a grimace. She started out sounding vaguely reasonable, but veered into the same old Republican chant that the last 6 years has disproven over and over again. If Nikki was trolling for a VP job, she might as well reel in her hook and go watch Judge Judy reruns.
19JanK is right on the mark! Jeremy Levinsohn, now known as Ann Coultar, is the son of two NY Jewish liberals. After leaving college he moved to Key West, FLA and was a well known drag queen named Pudenda Shenanigans.
His father taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social worker. His childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, “The Levinsohns were nice people, but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his life. Although they were Jewish, he often hung out at our church, and really seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. Donatella Nowunn. I also think he was really looking to rebel against his overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a typical kid, he liked to play cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I don’t know why.”
The drag club’s boss says: “Pudenda was really popular with all the celebrities who came in. She really worked the Republicans. Dennis Hastert, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Dick Cheney, they all used to sit right up front for her shows. Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be her favorite, but once she dressed in lederhosen and tried to do “My Favorite Things” while sitting on his lap. That was the last time Arnold came in.”
In 1985 Ms Shenanigans was dating an Arab business man, Ustahav Toubohls.
Friends report Pudenda always had a fetish for Muslims.
But then she opened up the New York Times and saw a photo of Mr. Toubohls with a famous actress in New York. Former friend Gaivit Tuhym described the result, “Pudenda was devastated, she couldn’t stand seeing her Toubohls with another woman.I don’t think she ever forgave him, the New York Times, or Muslims in general.”
20The most likely explanation? In vino veritas.
21I think I’ll go draw awhile. After missing the State of Union address at our house, my friends are getting even by threatening to make me go walking.
22The only way I can tolerate Ann Coulter is if I imagine her in a fishnet body suit and a dog collar and leash.
“Sit, Ann, sit! That’s a good girl, yes you are!”
23“Ya think maybe we’re looking at the next Mrs. Trump?”
Ummm…Mrs. DT? I’m thinking AC is wired DC (NTTIAWWT), so not too likely.
Outside of that, AC is one of the reasons I’m glad I don’t pay for cable/sat, or watch FuxxNooz. One of the most vicious, despicable excuses for a mammal ever (or reptile, as the case may be; and my extreme RWNJ bro just luvvs her(?).
24charles r. phillips says:
25“Sit, Ann, sit! That’s a good girl, yes you are!”…(heheh)
Roll over bitch, for a nice tummy rub, with a rake (or pitchfork…or tractor discs).
SANDRIDGE: Sorry about your brother!
26Donald Trump marry mAnn Coulter? Never! Coulter’s an American, no matter how much we’d love to disown her. All tRump’s wives have been immigrants. All of them, Katie.
27Gov. Haley stated that “…most of the problems in our country are caused by the Democrats…” I saw red and changed the channel. Of course she will not be challenged on that statement and will continue on her merry, ignorant way.
28charles r. phillips says:
29No prob, it was a long, slow, self-directed descent into RW insanity; we don’t even speak anymore (he’s so effen batshit it only takes a few minutes or words of opposition for him to spout death threats).
(gave him a link to TWMDBSI and he exploded with unbridled rage; took a phone call from a USMCR LtCol F-18/757 jet pilot running for Congress as a Dem, and he began raving about Commies in government and assassination!
IMO most of y’all have nooo idea how fokkin batshit crazzzy these R’s have actually become. And he was a HSDO potsmokin’ hippie drugdealer OnceUponaTime!)
maryelle says:
” “…most of the problems in our country are caused by the Democrats…” I saw red and changed the channel.”
I watched that and spit a row of nails right into the effen living room wall (heheh, self control, my 9mm Firestar was on my desk and the teevee still lives…).
30And not a peep about it from Judy Woodruff and the PBS ‘News’ crew (channel 9/16 around here)…
@charles r. phillips
Thanks for the image of Ann Coulter “in a fishnet body suit and a dog collar and leash.” It’s been years since I heaved that hard. Kinda like my oil patch cousins: “heaved a couple of times, then we hit fluid.”
31Amazing the woman hasn’t died from poisoning herself with her own toxicity.
32Micr, hang in there! I’d rather see HRC in that git up than Riacin Clouter. In fact I have seen Hillary “in a fishnet body suit and a dog collar and leash.”
http://www.rulesdontapply.com/hillary2008.htm
33DEPORT ANN KEEP NIKKI (nikki is a good looker)
34Ah, Frank. You’d excuse Nikki Haley her abject and inexcusable parroting of the R-Klan party line demonizing Democrats just because she’s pretty. That’s what they are counting on.
35Please rethink your last statement. It’s an insult to women.
I’d say Annie’s gone off her meds. Except I don’t think she’s ever been on meds. Hence her career.
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