I Hate To Say I Told You So, But I Told You Damn So
Well, I was wrong about my prediction that the Y’all Qaeda group in Oregon would turn into Lord of the Flies in six weeks. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It took less that a week.
Capt. O has been fundraising for the guys to buy snacks. But he found a better way to spend the money.
As Raw Story reports: “Jon Ritzheimer, the Arizona militiaman known for organizing anti-Muslim rallies and fundraising through his “Rogue Infidel” site, went to see Oshaugnessy at the motel and found him drinking there, according to Maureen Peltier, a disabled National Guard woman who claims to be the group’s official spokeswoman.”
According to Peltier, Ritzheimer comfirmed that Capt. O took all the donations the group had raised through social media and was using it to pay for a drinking binge.
Capt. O ain’t taking this sitting down at the Best Western. No, sireee.
He took to the Facebook machine and let the world know …
Alert****Alert******
Because I have been vocal about not supporting the actions taken by the individuals inside the compound
apparently they have desired to launch a smear Campaign against me…
Even though I am one of the only Patriots on the outside doing everything I can to try and prevent this from turning into another Wako
And making sure to protect the safety of all involved…
To what I say my reputation is sterling…
GOD & Country
Cpt O
It appears he’s almost sober now.
Thanks to John for the heads up.
Hahahahahah!
1I believe Trump has just found his perfect running mate.
2Cpt O has just exceeded all Republican vice presidential requirements for office.
Has anyone in tinseltown picked up the option on this story? What a vehicle for any number of actors. And horses. And cars, and guns and scenery. Blockbuster material, my friends, blockbuster.
3What happened at Wako? Sounds like a breakfast cereal.
4Good Gawd.
In order to read news on-line…. with some speed and efficiency . I have totally avoided any stories with the following words in the headlines:
(1) “Trump”.
(2) “Oregon Whatever “.
(3) “Ted Cruz”
(4) “Sarah Palin”
(5) “Bristol Palin and abstinence only”
That’s how I roll.
5Wasn’t Wako one of the Animaniacs, with Yakko and Dot?
Also, I believe whiskey and beer are two of the four Y’allQueda food groups…
6@RepubAnon
7That one was Wakko. Do not ask me how I remember that. Or how old I am.
“Cpt O” sounds like the name of the wingman in a porn flick. But whatever.
But “To what I say my reputation is sterling…” Dude there are two kinds of people, those who say they have a sterling reputation and those that have a sterling reputation. Game over. Thank you for playing.
8Wonder how stupid they feel – the ones that sent money?
9Testosterone, booze and guns, hey, guys why so tense? To much coffee? Not enough sleep?
A bunch of guys in a one room cabin, romantic fires, surrounded by friends, relax. Don’t know how to begin the conversation with Fluffy Unicorn try these one liners, or string a whole series together. This is time for male bonding, and a lifetime of memories. Relax, it won’t hurt.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/bundyeroticfanfic?src=hash
10I’m tempted to believe that when he writes “Wako”, he’s actually using the old Johnny Carson construct “Whacko”, meaning complete nutjob idiot.
11Ah yes.
12Drinking in a local motel room.
The true test of a man’s strong Constitution.
Freedom!
@Coprolite, I clicked on that link. Oh my heavens a mercy.
13GOD and country? What country? Did this guy forget he is an insurrectionist?
14You just know Obama is spending billions to get the FBI liquored up enough to shoot real ‘murrican heroes in their confusions.
15Coprolite, I love the hashtag wars!
What I don’t understand is why LE is allowing supply runs into town and not picking up these guys one by one. These idiots want to return to historical times, so let’s give them the full Donner party experience.
16Twitter is sometimes the best comedy writer/political satirist on the planet! They ought to write for The Daily Show, SNL, etc. Thanks for the link Coprolite. (PS. I love your name.)
17Truly great movie and novel material, and would you believe it’s based on ACTUAL EVENTS?!
18Marge, that’s why I don’t care for fiction much. The real world is way crazier than anyone could ever make up. Excluding John Waters of course.
Personally I don’t think these guys have any rights as accorded by the Second Amendment. They seem to be a little ‘well regulated militia’ challenged.
19welfare terrorists throwing a tantrum while their wives are doing what? shopping? where do you get the money to wander off into winter on an open ended hunting trip. i’m waiting till they run out of meth.
20I suspect that a certain amount of drinking went on before the occupation.
21I just want them out of there. This is public property belonging to ALL of the people – not just those yahoos. Apparently they’re using government vehicles and accessing private refuge employee information on government computers. And threatening those employees as well as the sheriff and other townspeople. Apparently the town of Burns has been invaded by the police or FBI or whatever, guarding the courthouse, etc. A friend of mine who lives there was looking for his cat who had run off and apparently crossed into a secured area and was chewed out by the authorities. The townspeople are fed up with it. Here’s an article by Oregon Public Broadcasting: http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-oregon-standoff-bundy-militia-news-updates/militants-have-accessed-government-computers-at-refuge/
22Personal note: As an Oregonian, I’ve visited Malheur many times, and am a wildlife/bird fan. It’s a special place. Soon the birders will be descending upon the area to watch the spring migration. The yahoos need to be arrested for trespassing, unauthorized use of government property, and if they have accessed private information, more serious charges should be filed. They currently are thumbing their noses at the rest of us. Makes me mad as h*11.
23PKM –
24I know. I was totally outraged to hear the other night that several of these bozos were in town, eating dinner at a restaurant. WTF?!? They’re not occupiers, they’re damned tourists! I understand the Feds not wanting to make them seem like victims or martyrs. But letting them come and go at will, strutting around and giving TV interviews – c’mon!
Yes, I see it very clearly. They are currently being allowed out and about for a certain period of time. Then when they are sooooo relaxed and capital T Totally carefree, thats when they will be mysteriously disappearing and the remainders back at camp, in units of two, will go out looking for them and they, too, start mysteriously disappearing. The last man left in the lodge will end up wailing away in a fetal position. The local sheriff walks in and just rolls him into the wagon. Ready the popcorn, folks! This has the late Rod Serling written all over it!
25I am exceedingly proud of the way the feds have handled this. There are more people talking about homo-erotic fan fiction than talking about the constitutional issues of federal land ownership. The militia has already lost and they can’t salvage any kind of a victory without using their guns–but they can’t find anyone to shoot at!
Several decades ago I was the parent of a two-year-old. I learned from other parents the the best way to deal with tantrums is to ignore them. They will go away. The militia will go away too, feeling embarrassed rather than vindicated.
But I still think we should send in a dozen pizzas and a case of whiskey. 🙂
26Waco, not Wako
27This situation has proven to me that as long as you’re a white male with a gun, you can commit any crime and the authorities will not only be okay with it but will help you do it.
28SallyinMI: Waco, Texas, was the scene of a massacre, when the ATF and the FBI tried to raid a compound of the Branch Davidians, a semi-religious gun cult. Seventy six people were killed, including women and children by gunfire and an explosion and resultant fire. This happened in April, 1993 and I presume the feds are trying to avoid another massacre by ignoring these ignoramuses.
29PKM: “Donner party experience”…
My ass, the feds need to give these traitorous terrists the “OK Corral” experience, ASAP.
That’s OUR property they are stealing, and “using government computers”? WTFH?
30The only good that might come from that is if the feds are cyber-monitoring them and gaining valuable intel on the (much) wider realm of this species of RWNJ’s.
Sandridge, I appreciate your sentiments. But giving these moochers their Waco or Ruby Ridge moment is what they want. I have to remind myself not to grind my teeth that these Y’all Quackers are being allowed to mosey into town for supplies, etc and are not being arrested each and every time they make an appearance.
We could have been way ahead of these gun humpers, if the snacibupeR in Congress hadn’t declared them a protected species and called off all efforts to track them.
I’m still smoldering over welfare queen Cliven not having his a$$ and assets seized.
31@PKM and possibly others
PKM has once again snatched a pearl for us.
It is, I think, important to very important, that as we discuss this matter with others beyond our favorite blogs, that the phrase “welfare queen” and Cliven Bundy be intertwined in our minds. While the “welfare queens” of recent presidential campaigns were woven of fairy farts by the GOP, in fact Bundy and his rancher ilk who trespass their animals on Federal lands then refuse to compensate the landowner, are the true “welfare queens”. To snatch a tRumpism, Bundy “disgusts me”.
32Welfare Queens of the Rodeo!
33Micr, depends on which other blogs one might read. Most would appreciate the irony of welfare queen and the reference to the Reagan lie. For those intrepid souls who read and do battle with Fuxbots, I recommend the simpler term: moocher. But whether we use welfare queen or moocher, it applies across the board to the snacilbupeR. To make a list would crash JJ’s server, so I’ll only cite one other ‘fine’ example: Paul Lyin’ Ryan, the granny snuffing child abuser who swills in $750 wine while whining about “takers.”
Lunargent, welfare queens, yes. Rodeo, not so much. These gun humping clowns bear no relation to rodeo clowns who serve a real purpose.
34I go away from the weekend and look what I miss!
35These welfarians are being soundly mocked. Yall Qaeda. Owl Qaeda. Vanilla Isis.
They don’t even know how to pack for a camping trip.
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