December 21, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
When Jeb! Bush was asked how if felt to be the front runner and then fall to 3%, he responded.
“I hated that. I feel much better back here.”
Oh dear, Honey, it’s tough being the little brother. And sad.
I bet that family still makes him sit at the Non-Presidential table for Christmas dinner. They might even let Dick Cheney come over and shoot him in the face just for entertainment.
Thanks to Tee for the heads up.
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You have to admit, being Jeb Bush these days must feel a little weird. It is hard to see him not getting out of the family business in the near future. Then what? Could Jeb be a manager at a Walmart a year from now? Perhaps, he could buy
1into some franchise carpet cleaning business. He’ll have to do something. What do ex-Florida governors do?
Jeb(?) Bush is the living breathing definition of a fool. OK so cut out the living/breathing part of that first sentence, as there are no facts in evidence. But seriously. The ‘man’ is old enough to collect Social Security, yet not wise enough to listen to his mother.
Mark Schlemmer “He’ll have to do something.” Why?! Jeb(?) is both a snacilbupeR and a Bush. Odds are someone in their criminal family with connections will find a nice soft chair and title for Jeb(?) to collect a salary. Although this time it might come with the condition that he NOT ever darken the door of said “job.”
2Jeb ain’t no lawyer so darth dickhead may just have to club him like a baby seal.
3Yep like Miz JJ alluded to, can’t you just hear the Christmas table conversation in 2000 when George W had just (kind sorta) been elected president…
Barbara: “Wow! So that means you’re a president and you’re a president… and Jeb!, you know a lot of presidents!
4Jeb! was the front runner?
5He has one brother, Marvin, who might be able to get him a very, very comfortable desk job that does not require over-firing the little gray cells.
6Don’t forget Neil “Silverado Savings and Loan” and strange women popping up in his hotel doors wanting to have sex with him for the halibut. Bush.
7Jeb is the next Billy Carter. Except Billy had more initiative.
8If for some bad-karma reason we had to have two Bush presidents, we probably would have been better off with JEB:( than with Dubya. Maybe JEB:( has a better sense of direction and can read a map and wouldn’t have invaded the wrong country.
But we would have been still better off if we’d gotten the president most of us voted for in 2000.
9Nobody wants another Bush, be he smart or dumb. Too many American families suffered deaths, and physical and mental damage resulting from Dubya’s oil grab. The nation has just about recovered from that debacle and is in no mood for another.
10You just know that son George Pee Boosh has a cushy $175K Texas Land Office desk job tucked away somewhere in Austin for daddy ¿Jebby, if Pops needs to maintain some of that Bushy self-esteem. Even some art supplies in the closet.
¿Jebby could even come in to the office once in a while and jaw on the phone a bit, then he’d have better attendance than most of Pee’s other nepotist TLO hires (and bro W’s TXANG latter tig).
Of course there are also many other lucrative job ops hidden away in the depths of the crime family’s far-flung empire, Bandar Bush might even have something exotic (and oily) for him…
11@MicaBrian
12Do we have Jeb!Beer to look forward to in the near future?
Jeb can go work at his brother’s library. They’re going to need someone to dust the book.
13Jebbeer the Hut? Origuy,now that was plain spiteful of you to imagine a Bush doing Manual Labor like a Mexican.
14Manuel Labor. Sorry.
15I actually feel kinda sorry for Jeb. Every time he insists that he really, really wants to be President, he has that look in his eyes like a guy who’s being forced into an arranged marriage – and the bride ain’t pretty or nice.
Poor Jeb; a potentially decent man, born into the wrong family. He lacks the political enthusiasm of Poppy, the evangelical fervor and obliviousness of W, or the innate taste for grifting and criminality of Neil. So he just can’t quite fit in.
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