Christmas at Outsmart
My paying job. Enjoy.
December 03, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
My paying job. Enjoy.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
So if the Reverend’s (really?) son does want to get married to a man, he knows not to invite his unloving father. But I guess there are worse things than Dad wrapped in sackcloth, ashes, and cow manure sitting at the door of the church. At least he didn’t say he would kill his son, which some have said.
I enjoyed the likening of Trump & Carson to “Dumb & Dumber.”
But we differ on the GOP race. I think it’s ten pounds of bullhockey in a five-pound sack.
1Rhea, that’s called a “blivit”….or at least it was in the late ’60’s.
2Loved the Sixth Sense reference about Rick Perry’s second presidential run. “You already knew he was dead.”
3The problem is, he didn’t, for far too long.
Looked beyond the keystone piece. This is a fantastic magazine. We need many more gays of middle-class demeanor — not because they need to not stand out as different, but to be seen as typical people. Homosexuals aren’t different. They are just like hetero’s in almost every other instance: 2 legs & arms, air-breathing, carnivores, herbivores and omnivores, parents, offspring, work for a living and some even depend on denial to make a living [notice I didn’t include working for]. Great work, Susan.
4Swanson’s name is not unknown to me. I’d pay to see him smear himself with cow manure. In fact, I might throw some at him so’s he didn’t run out. Since, generally speaking, he’s full of manure, it probably wouldn’t be very noticeable, anyway.
5Reminds me of a comment I saw somewhere: “If he stepped in cow [manure], he’d think he was melting.
6Why couldn’t he wear a suit and tie like the rest of the male guests? Spoil sport.
7LOL Thanks!
8Rev Swanson can sure make much doodoo about nothing.
Or perhaps he doth protest too much?
9Chances are rubbing himself with cow manure would make Rev Swanson smell better.
10This ‘pastor’ is an adult? I’m not a big fan of weddings, funerals and hospitals. But like the rest of you at the WMDBS, learned to tie my tie, put on my big boy pants and act gracious at those events by the age of four.
As for the KKKristian reaction to marriage equality, it’s odd to say the least. But then again, their selective interpretations of their Bible and the US Constitution defy logic.
11Thank you! I needed something funny today!
12Recently heard the term Cave people. Christians Against Virtually Everything.
13I spent three years as an RN working in a Neurosurgery ICU and a rather prestigious teaching hospital. It is my sad duty to inform you that it is entirely possible that Ben Carson is an actual brain surgeon.
Some of them really are that stupid.
14TruelyTexan: Two thumbs WAY up! Ha!
15Boy, that guy is totally the opposite of what I learned about “what jesus said” as a child. What happened to “Faith, Hope, and Charity”, or even “Love One Another As You Love Yourself” you know, the Golden Rule???
What a creep he is.
He’s (and others like him) are the reason I am an atheist today.
16I love that TruelyTexan. Thanks.
CAVE people. They sure are.
17Thanks! I needed that today.
18Edward Starsmith, right on! Like so many folks who have labored for years on just one speciality, they are totally out of touch and of our reach. Its like they have blinders on 24/7. And who the hell needs a president without peripheral vision?
19Seems that if this guy had a gay son (whom he obviously would despise), this would be a great chance for the son to get poetic justice.
Any gay son of this guy should love to see him get the sackcloth and manure treatment. Heck, I’d put it on my next Christmas card.
20Beautiful. And an early Happy Chanukah. Shared on faceplace.
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