Wait, Wait, There’s More. He Ain’t Finished Yet, He Just Looks That Way.
Ted Cruz is talking and he can’t shuddup. (Read post below.)
Ted Cruz on Monday equated Democrats with violent crime.
In an interview with conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt on Monday, the Texas senator said that “the simple and undeniable fact is the overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats.”
In the same interview, the Texas Republican added, “There’s a reason why the Democrats for years have been viewed as soft on crime. The Democrats know convicted felons tend to vote Democrat.”
Yo, Ted! It’s because we don’t have 50 cents for the damn condom machine.
Holy cow.
We are soft on crime because convicted felons tend to vote Democratic? See, that’s not how logic works. If we wanted more Democrats, we’d want more convicted felons and if we want more convicted felons we’d be hard on crime.
Ted, you might want to check, either your neurons ain’t synapsing proper or you got a condom wrapped around your cerebral cortex.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
