I’ve Had Chicken That Good Before

November 05, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Five guys got together to drink and cook some fried chicken in a Houston apartment complex last Friday night.

635820598705226394-ghjkThen bad stuff happened.

Rivera became angry when Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken. Both men got into an argument that escalated to a fist fight in the parking lot of the complex when Rivera stabbed Gonzalez and fled the scene with the knife.

You know, when I die I want to be real old, real sick, or doing something worth dying for.  I do not want the words “fried chicken” to appear anywhere in my obituary.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “I’ve Had Chicken That Good Before”


  1. No good guy with a gun?

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  2. I admit, I like the idea of: “Support your local medical examiner, die weirdly.” And if “fried chicken” is in the obituary…then it needs to be a random part of the die weirdly and NOT because we got in an argument over the last piece.

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  3. Yet another reason to have dinner with a vegetarian.
    They’re less likely to need a knife.
    Nobody really cares who gets the last piece of tofu.

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  4. Sam in San Antonio says:

    Famous last words, “Hey Bubba, look what happens when I do this”.

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  5. Marcia in CO says:

    Before you invite your friends over for beer and chicken, you’d better decide if you’re ready to go to that great barn yard in the sky over a drumstick or a hot wing!!

    The craziness just keeps mounting higher and higher!!

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  6. I dunno, JJ. Dying by choking on a piece of fried chicken doesn’t seem to me to be the worst way to go.

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  7. Because of some long forgotten electric teevee show, I equate “dying weirdly” with being slapped with liver. Yeah I know, that’s just me. But y’know, it could happen.

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  8. Or habitual volunteer in Republican election campaigns!

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  9. Some bunch of reporters had a discussion about which journalistic clichés they would least like to see in their obituary. There was one school of thought for “horrified onlookers” and “still-smoking remains,” but I’d have to go with those who would rather avoid “no fixed address” and “foul odor.”

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  10. Like Will Rogers said “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

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  11. UmptyDump says:

    So did Rivera carve up Gonzalez’s stomach and get that piece of chicken back?

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  12. One more reason I’m happy to be vegan.

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