I’ve Had Chicken That Good Before
Five guys got together to drink and cook some fried chicken in a Houston apartment complex last Friday night.
Then bad stuff happened.
Rivera became angry when Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken. Both men got into an argument that escalated to a fist fight in the parking lot of the complex when Rivera stabbed Gonzalez and fled the scene with the knife.
You know, when I die I want to be real old, real sick, or doing something worth dying for. I do not want the words “fried chicken” to appear anywhere in my obituary.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
No good guy with a gun?
1I admit, I like the idea of: “Support your local medical examiner, die weirdly.” And if “fried chicken” is in the obituary…then it needs to be a random part of the die weirdly and NOT because we got in an argument over the last piece.
2Yet another reason to have dinner with a vegetarian.
3They’re less likely to need a knife.
Nobody really cares who gets the last piece of tofu.
Famous last words, “Hey Bubba, look what happens when I do this”.
4Before you invite your friends over for beer and chicken, you’d better decide if you’re ready to go to that great barn yard in the sky over a drumstick or a hot wing!!
The craziness just keeps mounting higher and higher!!
5I dunno, JJ. Dying by choking on a piece of fried chicken doesn’t seem to me to be the worst way to go.
6Because of some long forgotten electric teevee show, I equate “dying weirdly” with being slapped with liver. Yeah I know, that’s just me. But y’know, it could happen.
7Or habitual volunteer in Republican election campaigns!
8Some bunch of reporters had a discussion about which journalistic clichés they would least like to see in their obituary. There was one school of thought for “horrified onlookers” and “still-smoking remains,” but I’d have to go with those who would rather avoid “no fixed address” and “foul odor.”
9Like Will Rogers said “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
10So did Rivera carve up Gonzalez’s stomach and get that piece of chicken back?
11One more reason I’m happy to be vegan.
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