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“You know, no matter how bad I am, I will still be miles above Phil and Wendy Gramm in hell.  No kidding, Hon, I could steal the devil’s girlfriend and still not end up as far down in the pits of hell as they are going,” Juanita says.  And, she offers up proof.

Wendy and Phil

An administrative law judge presiding over investor complaints at the Commodity Futures Trading Commission recently wanted to retire.  However, he stomped his feet and demanded that the remaining cases assigned to him not go to the other administrative judge, Bruce Levine.

Why?

Because Wendy Gramm has a date with Satan.

The retiring judge tells this story —

“On Judge Levine’s first week on the job, nearly twenty years ago, he came into my office and stated that he had promised Wendy Gramm, then Chairwoman of the Commission, that we would never rule in a complainant’s favor,” Painter wrote. “A review of his rulings will confirm that he fulfilled his vow,” Painter wrote.

Painter continued: “Judge Levine, in the cynical guise of enforcing the rules, forces pro se complainants to run a hostile procedural gauntlet until they lose hope, and either withdraw their complaint or settle for a pittance, regardless of the merits of the case.”

When confronted with this, Judge Levine had no comment and neither did Wendy.

Gramm could not be reached for comment. Her husband, former senator Phil Gramm (R-Tex.), said he would pass along a message but added, “I doubt she’s going to want to get involved in this.”

Ya think?  Yeah well, since getting involved in the first place made her kissin’ cousins with evil, maybe she should just shuddup when Beelzebub is taking notes.

“I take some comfort in knowing that no matter what I do, I will never be as bad as Wendy and Phil Gramm,” Juanita shakes her head.  “Those two will be stringing barb wire in hell.”

Isn’t it amazing that Wendy can’t be prosecuted for this?