Bless His Heart
Pretty soon I won’t have Rick Perry to kick around any more and damn I’m sad about that.
Key players in Rick Perry’s campaign are starting to see the writing on the wall spelling doom to the former Texas governor’s presidential prospects.
The Perry campaign’s New Hampshire political director Dante Vitagliano became the latest staffer to step down after he announced late Tuesday that he plans to join Ohio Gov. John Kasich’s team instead.
It seems the only news Perry’s campaign is generating these days has been a series of unflattering headlines about staffers defecting to competing campaigns.
You wanna know whoo else is heartbroken about this? Anita Perry. This means Rick is coming back home.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
He went to so much trouble studyin’ up on the issues and buying those “smart-lookin”‘ glasses only to flop the same way he did in his last attempt to win the GOP/TP presidential nomination. I’m enjoying his failure way too much!!! Hee, hee, hee.
1P.I.T.Y.
2KASICH? Vitagliano thinks KASICH has a better chance than Perry? Oh well, just so the pay checks don’t bounce. It’s a job….
3Wait a minute.
Kasich is supposed to be the serious one and he’s finding people to run his campaign on Rick Perry’s staff?
4See this is what Tricky Dick and LBJ didn’t quite understand aboot politics: it is way more satisfying to watch your inept opponents self-immolate than it is to (attempt to) destroy them with sabotage and etc.
5Now Anita can get her divorce.
6Now Anita can get her divorce.
7…and another rat deserts the sinking ship…pRicky must be feeling lonely these days…
8Playing air violin here.
But I’m more eager to see him in jail than out of the Presidential scrum.
9Ohh, Anita wants a divorce? I must have missed something. He reigned way too long in Texas, time for him to head to the ranch…and stay there!
10Coming home…
11Coming out…
twiddle dee and twiddle dum
Glen, thanks for making me spit my coffee all over my iPad!
12Wow, how that boy had them delusions!Now he can go back to the sage brush and gnaw his knuckles to the bone as all that dirty rotten politics comes home to roost. Nobody is going to let him forget how he tried to fly without wings and more than once! I hope folks are still donating to Planned Parenthood and a few other good things in his name!
13Hollyanna, I think it’s more a case of the ship deserting the sinking rat.
Or it may be “stinking.”
14Uh oh. Must also be running out of boyfriends to take with him on campaign trips.
15Don’t worry, Anita. He has to spend time in jail before coming home. Plenty of time to seek everything and disappear
16He will either end up on Fox news or become a tv evangelist to make his millions.
17‘Nuther thought. He is now free to put all his lawyers in alphabetical order to get him a free pass out of jail on that one last charge still hanging over him! Hey, everybody has to have some kind of hobby!
18Rumour has it that Perry paid his staff and qualifies for CNN debate. The debate should be-should he go home or should he go home?
19A conversation overheard in a darkened (former) campaign headquarters in New Hampshire:
Ricky: “God, if you love me, please grant me just one wish!”
20(THUNDER CLAP)
God: “What is your wish, my son?”
Ricky: “I want you to build me a a spaceship fast enough to travel from one galaxy to another in a few seconds, with enough laser cannons on it that I can conquer planets and rule the universe!”
God: “¿Estás demente!?…No! A wish like that would require changing my laws of physics…besides, it’s too evil and self-serving…take a little more time to think of another wish…one that would serve mankind, and honor and glorify me”
Ricky (thinking): “OK…I wanna be President of the United States!”
God (long pause): “Er…what color do you want that spaceship?”
Yea, but has anyone told Rick Perry he’s done? Or will Anita tell him in her Dear Dopey letter?
21Kellybee,that is funny!
22Stick a fork in him or a meat thermometer up his….
23Is he firing his character witnesses?
24What happened to that $15 million that some delusional fat cats donated to him just last month?? Did he squirrel it all away for his defense fund?
25Micr –
Ya gotta admit, LBJ and Nixon were up against much smarter people.
I look around, and some days I just wonder if Darwin got it wrong.
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