Juanita is just a tad jealous.  Just a tad.

Another haircare person is getting all the attention in Texas.  Farouk Shami, billionaire inventor of fabulous hair care products, is running for Governor.  Yes, of Texas.

And now he’s taken all the spotlight.

Here’s the latest you need to know about the race for Texas governor: Farouk Shami, the Houston hair-care magnate running for governor as a Democrat, is about to announce the invention of a blow dryer that grows hair.

That’s what I said. That’s what he said. Run this blow dryer over your shiny knob of a head and watch the hair sprout.

“Okay, this is big hair country.  How am I supposed to compete with some guy who can make hair grow?  This is just isn’t fair,” Juanita moans.  Then she reads on.

But, wait, there’s more.

Meeting with the Chronicle editorial board this morning, the inventor of the wildly popular Chi hair-straightener announced that the dryer also smooths out wrinkles on the face.

“Oh, hell, he wins,” she says.  “This guy can grown hair and remove wrinkles.  Honey, if he can figure out a way to loose 20 pounds overnight, we’ll let him be President.”