No, Wait.
Donald Trump gets all fawning over Sarah Palin.
Donald Trump says that he’d “love” to have Sarah Palin join his administration should he be elected president, The Hill reports.
Said Trump: “She really is somebody who knows what’s happening, and she’s a special person. Everybody loves her.”
Everybody?
Okay, I admit to sorta adoring drunk Sarah Palin. But loving sober Sarah Palin? Nope.
So, from now on Trump has to say, “Everybody except Juanita Jean loves Sarah Palin,” or I will sue his lily white butt.
Feel free to let him know not to include you in “Everybody.”
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.
If T-Rump is elected president I am leaving the country. Wait a minute….a bunch of people said that in the last two presidential elections….so I can say this with out it really meaning it. Hey, I can join the ranks of people like Ted Nugget…
1You remind me of something I hate hearing, when Republicans lump all Texans together and say something stupid like “all Texans join together in demanding we overturn Obamacare, ban abortions for everyone and insist that all our public schools be turned into Bible classes.” Those jackasses don’t speak for me and I want them to quit saying they do!
2She’s special all right; short bus Sarah
3Donald didn’t mean everybody everybody, he meant everybody that would vote for his highness (to steal a phrase) hisownself. All six of them.
4I do not think the word “everybody” means what he thinks it means. For instance in this case “everybody” certainly does not include me, my husband and most people that I know…unfortunately not all of them, though.
5Everybody except Juanita Jean, me and every other Alaskan.
6T-Rump just lost all his comedy value for granting the Wasilla Wendigo a renewed license to shoot off her salad shooter mouth. I can already “hear” that voice, “look at me, look at me; he loves me and I love The Donald.” Oy Vey!
McCain was pretty gracious about T-Rump’s personal attacks on his military record. But to trot out Sarah again to further embarrass him; that’s unforgivable. I’m still pretty cranky with McCain for unleashing the tundra tart on an unsuspecting public. However, extending the shelf life on her just as she was completing her fade in irrelevant oblivion is inexcusable.
T-Rump claimed to be smart. This maneuver blew that myth into tiny irreparable pieces.
7Palins hoard publicity,but Grifter only whored half of it. Daughter whored the other half.
8I am hereby officially on record that I am absolutely NOT “everybody.” Nor is anyone I’m on speaking terms with.
So there, Trump.
9Here’s how I could learn to love Sarah.
10Road trip!
Back that “One Nation” patriot bus out of the garage in Wasilla, and hit the highway with The Donald. I’ll pay $5 to watch a live feed of them driving from Alaska to the state of Washington border. It’s my money so I make the rules – – one has to drive, the other navigates. $5 more if Trumps hair clears Customs.
I love her if she helps get Democrats elected. She did a pretty good job at that last time.
Can’t you just see those two morons on the same stage? They’d kill each other fighting for the microphone.
11I wish Sarah Palin would sell shoes or hold some other honest job wherein she is required to say “Would you like fries with that?” after every exchange.
12She will always have my sincerest regard for giving me the word refudiate, in the same way Dubya does for misunderestimate. Two eminently useful and very fine words that would do Shakespeare proud.
Other than that, I’d rather neither of them ever darken our collective door again.
13Trump offering to share attention with Palin? I doubt that he’s serious.
14EWWWWW.
15Veep Snowdrift Snookie would be more likely to say “For a quarter more,we’ll super-size your tax breaks,Mr koch bros.”
16I was enjoying the comedy stylings of candidate Trump, until he started talking Palin. Nooooooooooooo! S*** just got serious.
17OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
18I’m well aware of the idea that history repeats itself, but so soon? That smug, self-satisfied, know-nothing, inarticulate, ill-educated, classless, shrill-voiced harpy cannot be foisted on us again. God save us!
No..just NO!
19What Maryelle said.
20What Maryelle and Elise said.
21Excuse me Mr. G., woulst thou rear back, pass a miracle and help us out down here?
22Wait a minute. I thought she loved Cruz. Now she loves Trump?
23Drunk Sarah? Sober Sarah? There’s a difference?
24Hear ye! Hear ye! Be it known to one and all that I was cleaning junk out of the basement and I found my old voodoo doll! It now has a wild blond wig styled in a comb-over. But, damn! I gotta wait for a night with a full moon if this doll is ever gonna boogie!
25I like Tina Fey.
26Folks, this is performance art at its finest. He’s been punking us this whole time. At some point he’s just going to yell “psych”, drop the mic, and then walk out of the room.
27Maggie, the full moon is tomorrow night. And it’s not just any full moon. It’s a blue moon! The 2nd full moon in the month. Doesn’t a blue moon give your voodoo doll super superpowers?
28The Donald would “share” with Sarah by letting her stand beside him looking up at him adoringly (we’ve seen that pose before) while she listens to him and grins and nods.
The Donald and Sarah No-Variety hour. He talks, she listens. He bloviates, she nods approval and flips her hair. The abusive head coach and the perky cheerleader.
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