Well, That’s Just Ducky
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If you’re here, you’re probably wondering what Republican candidate just got caught doing something so outrageous that that it rates a 10 on the Tiger Woods Scale.
We do not aim to disappoint you.
Texas Republican Blake Farenthold, running against Democrat Solomon Ortiz, has perhaps unwisely posed for some gamey pictures.
That’s Blake in the cute jammies. I do not know who the other people are and, frankly, I’m a better person for not knowing.
When the pictures first surfaced, Blake’s campaign manager said the event was to raise money for Big Brothers and Big Sisters. Well, that would be very sweet if it was true. It’s not.
Come to find out, the pictures were online at The Crush Girls.
Juanita doesn’t care why a candidate for congress would allow his picture to me made with ladies in their bloomers. She doesn’t even want to know what he was thinking for posing with a minor dressed that way. What Juanita wants to know is, “Where can you get ducky pajamas in that size? Omar the Tent Maker?”