July 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Say Hello to Momma for us! Tell her how Donald Trump filed another business bankruptcy – #5, I believe. She deserves a good belly laugh.
1All’s clear in the Hill Country so far. I thought I heard a Humvee but it was just my neighbor’s leaf blower. [10-4, over and out.]
2http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/best-jade-helm-parody-ever
Sam’s Club Parking Lot… San Angelo, Tx.
I laughed out loud….
Best to Momma.
3Love the parody video–he even threw in the Knights Templar! I wouldn’t be surprised if those Wal-Mart tunnels led straight to Rosslyn Castle and their secret treasure trove…
4https://video.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xat1/v/t42.1790-2/11262512_10204823574134780_2010547035_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjczOSwicmxhIjo2NDd9&oh=0d5405e23c8ce79121c2667cb0036b6b&oe=55A6D21A
I hope this takes you to the link for another alert Texan who has Jade Helm in his sights. I wasn’t sure how to attach it, and I don’t know if this will work.
5On of the many news articles discussing Jade Helm…the patriots’ comments were flying their freak flags in all their glory. It is easy to see they are more terrified their paranoid delusions won’t come true.
I hope I am not the only person who keeps visualizing the 1966 film “The Russians Are Coming” when hearing/reading about these frantic freaks. Like a song that won’t leave ‘yer head….the image of the town’s frantic phone operator attached to her kitchen wall roped to a chair…..while her husband putters around……has me laughing during inappropriate situations for several weeks now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WBp2vodDTk
6I thought of driving over to Bastrop to see how many foil hatters I could find champing at the bit to shoot somebody, but our mower went into total failure today and R-‘s down in Georgetown to buy a new one from the farm supply place and besides it’s too darn hot to be close to more hot air supplies.
Back in the Cold War days, when I was being a patriotic kid up on a fire-tower sort of arrangement watching for Russian planes to come in low over the border a few miles away…nobody was worried about a white-but-sunburnt bald Republican President calling out the troops and declaring martial law.
Guess who did. Yuppers.
7All this banging my head on my desk has made my memory a little worse, but I recollect reading that Ike called up the Arkansas National Guard in 1957, although I was too young to remember those times directly. I remember JFK called up the Alabama National Guard in 1961 and LBJ called Alabama National Guard up again in 1965. (All states involved in the 1861 to 1865 rebellion.) Then after Katrina didn’t George W finally call up the Louisiana National Guard and send the to Nuawlins after the folk there wouldn’t just die quietly?
These folk act like there’s never been a national emergency, so there’s no reason to train for a national emergency. What a bunch of mouthbreathers.
8I support not going and starting wars, regardless of your affiliations.
9Well, the other national emergencies weren’t affiliated with going to other countries and messing around.
10If it weren’t for paranoia,wingnuts wouldn’t have any noia at all.
It’s a damn conspiracy. I looked up noia and see what I found.
http://www.noia.org/
Offshore oil industry driving wingnuts to paroxysms of goofy rage.
11Para-noia means there are two of them.
12Miemaw, are we SURE that’s a parody…? Dang, I hope so, but I don’t know. Only thing that suggests it is, is that the guy wasn’t waving a gun at that trailer full of ninjas. (They probably died of heatstroke in that trailer, though.)
As Begonia Buzzkill might say, “Emergency! Egermancy! Everybody to get from street!”
This is Jade Helm 15. Doesn’t that mean it’s happened 14 times before, and the world didn’t end any of those times?
13I wonder if Jade Helm is related to Jade East who was a stripper in Dallas back in the 60’s??
14Aren’t those trailers the same ones Colin Powell showed us to convince us Saddam Hussein had WMDs?
15@Jim, yes, there is a connection. Jade East was a stripper, and Jade Helm has caused many people’s brains to strip their gears.
16I am absolutely certain that something bad is happening in Texas right this minute over Jade Helm, and the librul, lamestream media is letting themselves be censored!
If it was all on the up and up, don’t you think we’d have seen video of our brave soldiers eating pie, dancing with the local USO girls, and praying at the camp chapel.
You know, normal stuff?
17Jade East was also a men’s cologne that debuted in 1964.
https://youtu.be/nLG0Tf-xUPo
18So it’s these guys against the U.S. army (and Walmart, apparently).
That’s pretty much an “us against the world” situation and it never turns out well for “us.”
19I just realized that something is missing from this story. If Jade Helm is a government invasion (assuming you can invade your own country), just what is the planned response? The wingnuts will attack the U. S. army?
I think this video sums it up about right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s3UogfAGg0
20Just go in from patrolling the southern sky line here in the Panhandle of Florida! Nothing unusual happened!We expect something might happen with Eglin Air Force Base close by, but aren’t really sure what it will be!
I’m sure most if not all of you have seen this man’s discoveries of Jade helm going-on’s at a Sams in Texas, so here it is!
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/best-jade-helm-parody-ever
21Just go in from patrolling the southern sky line here in the Panhandle of Florida! Nothing unusual happened!We expect something might happen with Eglin Air Force Base close by, but aren’t really sure what it will be!
22Definition of insanity: people who are terrified that the U. S. government will invade Texas (as if Obama wanted Texas), but pooh-pooh the idea of climate change.
23Fred, I don’t know, but this Blue Angels jet buzzing the beach seems pretty ominous:
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=_ba2wWgc8cU
24Jade Helm has been a total non event. S pent the last 2 days mowing 16 acres of pasture watching for helicopters or military convoys. Or drones. Only thing I saw were cow birds following my tractor. In town now and no road blocks on the way in. Not even any Camp Swift guys eating in Roadhouse. Maybe we are already occupied and no one knows!
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