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Juanita is is no stranger to wrinkle cream.  She has to be.  Sarah Palin has put more than one laugh line on Juanita’s shining face.

And there’s also Verdelia, who is so old that when God said let there be light, she personally hit the switch.

So when the fillys at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. heard Sarah Palin’s latest speech, they thought some of the words seemed familiar.

“Juanita,” began Verdelia, “there was something about Sarah’s speech that seemed oh so familiar.  I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s something …. hummmm.”

“We cannot undo the damage done by the Obama agenda until we replace Obama himself,” Palin said. “These two elections, 2010 and 2012, go hand-in-hand. … The theme of 2010 has got to be rebuke their errors, reject, repeal; and then the theme of 2012 – it’s renew, revive and restore.”

“Renew, revive, and restore?  That, in fact, does sound familiar.”

Thelma had the answer.  Click the little one to get the big one.

“So, Miss Sarah was sitting at her mirror one morning and came up with a slogan to be President of the United States.  I guess it beats the hell outta reading a book,” Juanita grins.

“I dunno, Honey,” Verdelia adds, “if she runs for President, we might get our answer from a gallon jug of Preparation H.”

I ain’t making this stuff up, Folks.  I couldn’t make this stuff up.  And why would I when I have Sarah Palin doing it for me.