Hand In Those Ta-Tas, Carly

June 03, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Fiorina

Carly Fiorina a puppet of the fellas running for President.  They can’t attack Hillary Clinton so they use Carly to do it.

Carly follows Hillary Clinton around and then holds press conferences in front of the hotels where Hillary is speaking.  She was trying to ambush Hillary but got headed off at the pass by logic and questions.  Her Clinton-bashing press conference lasted 11 minutes.

Screen Shot 2015-06-03 at 6.13.41 PMBut Ms. Fiorina quickly grew discomfited when the questions seemed to treat her more as a heckler pulling a stunt than as a formidable candidate making an otherwise significant campaign stop.

One reporter asked if Ms. Fiorina was being used by the men in the Republican field to harass Mrs. Clinton.

Noooooooooo, not me, said Fioina.  Nooooooooooo, I wouldn’t do that.  I have been scheduled to do this for months.

After a few more questions, she couldn’t take the heat so she left the kitchen.

“All right, thank you, everyone,” an aide interjected after about 11 minutes.

A reporter tried to pose another question. But Ms. Fiorina demurred.

“Thanks, you guys — I have a lunch to go to,” she said, carefully stepping across the cables stretching to the satellite trucks that had arrived to record Mrs. Clinton’s appearance inside the hotel.

Okay, I will admit that the used of the word “demurred” is kinda sexist, but the reporter is woman and I think she was having some fun with a poopie del pollo candidate.  I’d do the same thing myself.

It’s gonna get fun!

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0 Comments to “Hand In Those Ta-Tas, Carly”


  1. Old Mayfly says:

    Good! Thx! Was hoping for some Carly coverage.

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  2. “Carly follows Hillary Clinton around and then holds press conferences in front of the hotels where Hillary is speaking.”

    How very, very Hedwig of her!

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  3. Ralph Wiggam says:

    The Republicans would sacrifice a virgin if they had one. They settled for Ms. Fiorina.

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  4. And here I thought Ms Fiorina was utterly useless. She’s found work as a target.

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  5. 1smartcanerican says:

    Well, well, well. Carly find has a job again – be the attack dog for the GOP men 🙂 She must be so proud – and stupid!

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  6. Ole Scout says:

    Why is Carly poopie del pollo & the guys caacaa del toro — I request equity within terminology: That Carly be caacaa del pollo

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  7. I thought a Carly Fiorina was a new model of a Volkswagen!

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  8. two crows says:

    @ Timbo – –
    Well, a bug, anyway.

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  9. Bananas says:

    Dear Ole Scout, I believe the reason Miss Juanita defined Carly as poopie del pollo was purely an agricultural technicality rather than gender based.

    As you are no doubt aware, when a bull, or toro, releases his end product it is a huge steaming pile. On the other hand when a chicken or pollo does likewise, it is a relatively small and insignificant statement.

    Personally, given Carly’s past history of playing with demon sheep I would have categorized her as mierda ovejas. Those BBs are even smaller and more inconsequential than chookiedoo.

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  10. Huh? “They can’t attack Hillary Clinton so they use Carly to do it.”

    I have never noted any time in which Republicans have hesitated to attack Hillary Clinton, beginning with when she served as the non-elected First Lady.

    They also don’t hesitate to attack Michelle Obama. Obama can’t even suggest that kids eat more vegetables without the right wing throwing smears her way.

    Attacking women is a time-honored philosophy among all fundamentalists. Just ask the Duggar girls.

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  11. Carly wants to do to the country what she helped to do at Lucent and did at HP.

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  12. maryelle says:

    Ms. Fiorino is just a mean girl wannabe: no substance, no fire, no way.

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  13. Ole Scout says:

    Yo! Bananas –

    I am chastised; I submit to your superior linggua loca. I went to law sch @ SMU … left no time for local color.

    I’m just a wise-ass Yank from ‘Bama, who worshiped at the shrine of Molly Ivins and now salute the goddess of hair frequently.

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  14. Linda Phipps says:

    Let’s see, she was “scheduled” to appear in front of that hotel at just that time, speak for 11 minutes and dash off to lunch. Who the hell draws up a “schedule” like that.

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  15. Rubymay says:

    LynnN — BINGO!

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  16. It is way obvious that the Repugs are trying to make Hill look like Evita Peron, but since they are not doing such a good job of it right now like they would want, they throw in Florina. Ain’t it always the way when the guys fail they dump the job on a woman and when she fails (as she was set up to do) they blame it on her gender. For that little game, I would say, “Right back at ya, fellas!” No sympathy here for Florina, though. the Wicked Witch of the West is doing a great job of being the Wicked Witch of the West.

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